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Provocative/Attractive thread titles, and the Womans section

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Apologies for having presence in your abode, women, but there is something going on with the behaviour in which you women undergo when creating some threads.

Apparently a number of threads, all of which are authored by women, seem to have provocative/attractive titles that might entice one's subconscious with a hint of 'teasing' or intentional provocation. All of which drawing the attention of the Somali male who looks at the title with interest, and upon processing associates it with some distant memory that he has deep in his subconscious " Oh, could she be meaning this, let me click and see..." . Upon clicking, smartly, the thread is not what the Somali male had initially thought it would be, rather it usually ends up being the opposite, here is a short list of these 'subconsciously thought-provoking threads' along with their authors:
Your first time... by the
ever-confident MissBonita
You see this title, including the three fullstops, one may ponder, "Your first time....smoking?" "Your first time.....drinking?" Your first time... having sex?" it can go on, this is not to point you out MissBonita, you are a favourable forumer with a humorous personality :up: .
Ladies do you have it pierced? by the
crowd-attracting Julkimi,

I am sure most males in here had something in mind when they came across this title, "Where is IT in the human body?" some may have an answer of their own, it doesn't necessarily have to be a sexual thought, but the element of surprise is quite evident. Julkimi could have authored her thread by writing (now that we know what it is about) "Ladies do you have your belly button pierced" but no, the IT, will attract more. Smart thinking Jul. :leon:
my fav thing to do in bed... by
the innocent Zuleikha,
My dearest apologies, but I cannot deny that there is a element of surprise within the title of that thread, most minds that have been perverted with the ills of modernity and the constant sexual hullabaloo in society were thinking of one thing and one thing only when they came across that thread title. :Shrug:
Don't put your cellphone in your bra once again by
the innocent Zuleikha,


I apologize once more, however the title itself is self explanatory.


Too low cut, too much back, too much leg, way too revealing
by Jasmine, or Reine des sujets de la relation

Jas, this is not a personal jab at you, but on behalf of the CFUDT (Council of Farah's with uncontrollable disturbing thoughts) they were not concerned about your honest complaint about themes of attire, you may argue " well, this is the woman section, what are you doing here anyway?" but who will honestly stay outside a public women's section on a Somali forum, it's the 21st century, right?
For the first time in my life... once again
by Jasmine or Reine des sujets de la relation

This one was blatant, to be honest, most people would be thinking, for the first time in her life, Jas probably had someone kneel before her and say the words she's been waiting for, but no, instead, we meet Jackie Chan on the OP [ :mindblown: ] . So Jas, for the first time in your life you were able to successfully replicate the expression that Sifu Jackie Chan was making, congratulations. :stylin:


Could there be a deep biological reasoning behind this? That this maybe is natural behaviour amongst females despite their along with our (men) 'development and modernization? (which really is a evolution of technological devices, we are still the same species we were tens of thousands of years ago)

Is there something in the science of neurochemical pathology that explains this behaviour? Hmmm...

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Someone has been paying too much attention to the women's section. :eat: Move along young man and mind your own.

Quit rationalizing that biological determinism between the sexes is a justification for what you deem "provocative thread posts."

:myman: Real talk sxb, you feel some type of way and you are the "first to shout what the hell it is". Others have not gone out of their way to analyze feminine wiles from thread titles like you, son.
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Zubair this snet the ladies can write about ever they want... I didn't think any of those topics were procative. Get your head out of the gutter mate
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HooBariiska wrote:Zubair this snet the ladies can write about ever they want... I didn't think any of those topics were procative. Get your head out of the gutter mate
He kinda has a point though lol. I supposed the OP's were trying to build some suspense.
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WARSAN2015 wrote:
HooBariiska wrote:Zubair this snet the ladies can write about ever they want... I didn't think any of those topics were procative. Get your head out of the gutter mate
He kinda has a point though lol. I supposed the OP's were trying to build some suspense.

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Sophisticate's avatar image is causing me to wank into oblivion. :cry:
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sophisticate wrote:Someone has been paying too much attention to the women's section. :eat: Move along young man and mind your own.

Quit rationalizing that biological determinism between the sexes is a justification for what you deem "provocative thread posts."

:myman: Real talk sxb, you feel some type of way and you are the "first to shout what the hell it is". Others have not gone out of their way to analyze feminine wiles from thread titles like you, son.
Leave nothing, analyse everything. You're telling me that all of this is just the result of me delving into something and thereafter creating a thread based on exaggerated explanations, :o .

It's the sleep, I need my sleep, I haven't had a good 6 hour sleep throughout the night, I sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, reversing this has been a hefty task. :sadcam:
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Z the title of my thread was deliberate. Sue me :)
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MissBonita wrote:Z the title of my thread was deliberate. Sue me :)
Here I was thinking I could've been wrong in mentioning you, you are something else.

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Hehe waraa u can call me out anytime.
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Lol, ZubeirAwal

innocent me? I'm flattered, and yes I'm innocent :mrgreen:

Topics like these is just girl talk walalo, don't read too much into it. I used to post here frequently to bring the ladies around female oriented discussions. bras and bedtime favorites is something girls are interested in discussing. Sorry to mess with your head walalo :) you were not intended to partake, but your a guy and a very young one at that.. with raging hormones..it's understandable; my "dearest apologies" that you to had to ponder and psychoanalyze :mrgreen:

And lastly..thank God for MSS :lol:
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I woke up with a stiff one this morning....neck, hurts.

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:lol:

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