Weird experiences

[Adali]

I was sitting comfortably on a nice chair in Starbucks when this East Asian indhayar guy comes and ask me if he can sit directly opposite to me, I could careless as I was on the phone, but when I finished my call he tells me "don't I know you" and I immediately respond "Naahhh" because I don't like talking to strangers, started rereading some texts I got that day just to keep myself busy as I was uncomfortable, he kept asking me questions trying to explain that he knows me, it was weird, eventually I had to flee the scene, long time since I had to move away from a normal looking person acting weird.

[blizzard90]

I came out of walthamstow tube station a while ago and this African man wearing a suite came up to me and said "please spit on my hands I'll give you £30" I was like wtf, walahi he was serious. I walked away and saw him asking other people

[Basra-]

Oh Adali! The Asian guy saw your sri lanka hair and kinda got confused

[Amira143]

Akhi, I think man was trying to move to you. Since we are sharing awkward encounters. I'm staying at my habos house and she lives in a area with a large somali community. So today me popping down to the shops to get my daily chocolate fix. This mid thirties looking farax is staring at me. He comes over and says "walal somali matahay" I said "maya walal ma iihi" and walked off. What a loser.

[Julkimi]

He was hitting on you..

[MoAwr]

"walal somali matahay" I said "maya walal ma iihi" .

Swear down that's how it went down word for word

[Amira143]

"walal somali matahay" I said "maya walal ma iihi" .

Swear down that's how it went down word for word

Looooool dude, do something about that hair piece, I swear it was wonky .


Julz. He could've said it in English and made it more convincing. Errg.

[LobsterUnit]

Back in the days when man was doing work experience.i was sitting at a bus stop. This middle aged, overweight hijabless xalimo with really tight clothes comes up to me. Ma meelan baad degan tahay.eeeer, no shaqan ka imi.hoo buspasskan iska qado uma bahni.eeer, I dont need it. Hoo iska qaado.eeeer, no I got a buspass. No, I want you to have this ticket.eeer, theres my bus.strange.

[Cunaaye25]

what you shoud have done was , inaad sabaaxad lagacdo ayey aheed, while he was talking to you. maanta beesha ayaad caabeysey

[MoAwr]

"walal somali matahay" I said "maya walal ma iihi" .

Swear down that's how it went down word for word

Looooool dude, do something about that hair piece, I swear it was wonky .

Only walked off coz you had yorkie choco bar and bout the piece there strong easterly gust

[Julkimi]

Julz. He could've said it in English and made it more convincing. Errg.

Tell me about it.. Adali was being naive.

[Advo]

I got a friend that watches comedy shows all the time, he stares at the screen but never laughs, after the show is done, he would be like "that show was hilarious" in serious face and will repeat it. I think this nygga perfected the art of silent laughter.

[Lillaahiya]

I use to see this hindi abo around who stopped me several times claiming he knew me

[Adali]

He was just a socially awkward Indhayar guy, you guys know how they are.


FYI: not a racist.

[saacJabshee]

I think I was about 15 or 16. So after dhugsy me and my boys were told there is a lady who has made some sab and needs us to come down and eat. I knew my socks were smelling that day and plus it was on a hot summer day. So we went to the house and I took off my shoes and tuck my socks in my shoes in front of the door. So me and my boys we went into fadhi and we was waiting for the baris. So this tall young somali woman comes into the fadhi with a metal tray full of baris, hilib and salad. Wallahi her head went back and she stop for half a second when she came into the room lool. After we ate our food (tasty btw) we had to go leave and the kitchen is infront of the hall way and at the end of halway is the door. Marka there was ladies who knew me because some of them were my boys moms. Anyways they were saying "war yaa sigisyaha urayo wato" and my boys put on their shoes and i took out my socks. One lady said ahh its him