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I would like to hear stories of what you guys/girls would do

(This is my last thread of the night lol)

I'd take out as many people as I can. Probably settle old scores.

If today was my last day I would....

1. Make sure my parents are pleased with me
2.I would settle all my debts
2.Ask everybody's forgiveness if i ever did them wrong and say my goodbye to close family and friends
3. Give away all my belongings for charity
4.Take a bath and prepare myself to depart.

But in reality no one thinks about those little things, you never know when your time is up.
Our beloved Prophet (SAW) said “an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death.“
We should always remember the destroyer of all pleasure

Start posting naked pictures of me on my Facebook page, I got nothing to be ashamed cus I'm dying in 23 hours. Ill do disgusting shit and send it to my ex's. Transfer all my secret money to my moms account. Eat ice cream and watch coming to america like 3 times. Take a nap for the last time...

When the time is nearing, I'm gonna tweet "going to hommies house to get my money", ill proceed to go to my enemies house and collapse infront of his door. Nygga is gonna have to explain a lot.


Kkkkkkk

Make sure my mother and granny give me their blessings.
Tell everyone I know that I love them and will miss them.
Learn how to fly an Airplane.
Rent a chubby baby, and hold it for hours and spoil them like they were my own.
Give all my belongings I bought to homeless people.
Say my peace to everyone I've wronged in the past.
Pray, pray, pray and pray.

Advo wrote:Start posting naked pictures of me on my Facebook page, I got nothing to be ashamed cus I'm dying in 23 hours. Ill do disgusting shit and send it to my ex's. Transfer all my secret money to my moms account. Eat ice cream and watch coming to america like 3 times. Take a nap for the last time...

When the time is nearing, I'm gonna tweet "going to hommies house to get my money", ill proceed to go to my enemies house and collapse infront of his door. Nygga is gonna have to explain a lot.


Kkkkkkk

Advo is becoming one of my fav posters



ps: To the rest, y'all know you only have 24 hours right, and all that

^ Damn even the last day we can't do anything we want, because sulfur is judging us.

sacadu waxeey kugu dhamaan adigoo leh '' is it gonna be the next min, hour, and is it gonna be quick or slow/painful death" so like bella18 aka Yummymummy (finally figured out who you were lol) said you won't be able to do all the things you hoped to get it done when the time is up.

^ loooooool

wallee waa yaab...

What makes you think I am Yummymummy???

Julkimi wrote:^ Damn even the last day we can't do anything we want, because sulfur is judging us.

No, you can do whatever you want as long as it falls on the time constraint and is plausible

Maybe I'm just being a little devil's advocate

ill go out like a boss and pull a rampage mode like gta

Nice to hear peoples opinions, even when i think about it i still wouldnt know what i would do.

I probably live it like i normally would, atleast i knew i was ganna die. I find it much scarier that you will never know when you will die.

GAMER wrote:I'd take out as many people as I can. Probably settle old scores.

Lol im guessing you would shoot that girl that lied about you like 30 times in the head then walk away causally

- Say goodbye to everyone important to me

- call all the people I hate and tell them to fuck off ive never liked you people.

-Delete my Facebook account and other internet stuff

-watch Simpsons season 2 to season 14

- sex if possible

- on the last hour smoke alot of weed /drink thinking about your life, the people you met and achievments
while all my fav songs play in the background

- then die smilling while stoned as f / drunk.

one can only dream

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.

the doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
the man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
the doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
the man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
the doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday