Isaaqa inta kale you can always trust them and rely on them. Even the Habar Yonis, - yes I said it, and I trully mean it. Our closest Habar Yonis causins have never let us down when it mattered the most. So who cares what they do when its all good and dandy right? They can keep yapping about HJ untill the day of judgement for all we care lol.
Among the darood (or the dooros as they have come to be known since the red Indians/Hutus/Hawiye call them whatever you want, have chased them out of Mogadishu) Only Dhulbahante and Ogaden are to be trusted. These guys are always cool and disease free no matter how bad things are going for them. You will just have to do your best to ignore their emotional outbursts and their never ending calaacal, otherwise they are really harmless.
Now, another great clan you can always trust to be consistently dignified and resemble HJ is Biyomaal. They are almost as good as HJ but not quite. Now I only say that because HJ are always right, just in everything they do, dignified no matter what, rediculously generous at all times ( even in times of hardship and strive), always lethal on the battle field, and are the best poets of all time. Biyomaal might have all those qualities, but sadly they are no poets.Yes indeed, when it comes to poetry, HJ are simply the best. Not only in Somalia, but in the entire world. And I say that only because we conquered the Somalis when it comes to poetry, and therefore we are the masters of poetry so far as the world is concerned.
And If you think I'm lying about that last bit, well, you can allways dare me or try to prove otherwise. But you see, thanks to my ancestors the hard work was already done for me. And that is precisely the reason I can afford to be an asshole and shit all over yous laangaabs right here, right now. And so far as the prowess of HJ poetry goes here is just a little tase:
"Garaad ma leh illeen Tawraddaad, gacalka mooddeene
Gurboodkii Siyaad maalintuu, gulufka soo saaray
Ee Gaasku nagu soo baxaye, weerar nagu gaadhay
Galaayuuska qaylada markii, la isku gooraamay
Gef ma yeelno ceebtana illeen, waa ka gubannaaye
U gadoodnay sidii Aar Garduur, loogu soo galaye
U galgalannay geeshkii Burma, iyo gedihi Baarliine
U gumaadnay weligey sidaan, kuu gumayn jiraye
Ugu gabaynay hawl yari, dhib waa galabsanaayeene"
And this is only a section of that great poem. I chose this bit only because of the last line. After we have done all we did, and for that matter all we do HJ style; we easily compose a poem about all that is been aswell
Here it is you sellective missed that last line:
Ugu gabaynay hawl yari, dhib waa galabsanaayeene
And I'm particularly proud of the fact that this man was Solomadow. This is me being my at most narcissistic : lol:
