Basra aka Madonna (When she was black)
Her joie de vivre is to get a rise out of you. She dresses like Marie Antoinette, wears a Nazi swastika; pairs it with the Star of David then vogues. She’s guaranteed to make a funeral a celebration, since logic is meant to be perverted like her fantasies that involve members in uncompromising positions.
Jasmine aka Mariah Carey (MIMI)
Don’t catch her feeling emotions she’ll get carried away with a vision of love. As a dream lover she wants the impossible – a Farax that works jedi mind tricks while keeping it real. He has to throw it down in the madbakh, take the lead in the garden and take out the trash in a three piece suit. Honey is demanding.
Liliyaha aka Aaliyah (Baby-girl)
Journey to the past when the only thing loose were pants. I don’t know what to tell you except cookies don’t come cheap. If you want this to be hot like fire you have to be somebody, not just any body. So you want to come over to negotiate terms with aabo? Then have your beard game and money proper.
DANGIRL aka Erykah Badu
Why do xalimos call Tyrone? Didn’t cha know he’d run out on you like Shaniqua. His final destination is in the arms of a fat white chick – the love of his life. Your future is as a bag lady with heavy cargo that no Farax can lift, they can handle carry-ons not freight shipping.
Amira143 aka Ariana Grande
Has one less problem without Mr. Prestige. His cheap attempt at shukansi landed him in the dog house. She’s since moved on to a better man that loves the way he makes her feel. – He gushes that his number one girl with the top spot title spent an hour in the bathroom and walked out looking like a model. ZubeirAwal.
Yummy Mummy aka Toni Braxton
She claims love is a rollercoaster. It starts off as a fairytale making you high and you're left thinking I love me some him. Then its seven whole days without a word, love should have brought him home. You tell him brother please, spare me the excuses. Business trip to Birmingham, Kulaha! Lies, Lies, Lies. You give him a royal send off with "you can’t unbreak my heart and you weren’t man enough for me".
Evolsyawla akaTamia
Lately she hasn’t been all there, her supervisor started to notice she’s been sittin’ on the job. Maxaa dhacay, she smiles to herself and there’s no reason to be happy. We have so many questions. Who is he? Is she so into him? How did he put a move on her heart? Was it the classic fob line “I luff u?”
Julkimi aka Beyoncé (Bee)
She's a female version of a hustler. Say what you want about her, but prepare to bow down from defeat. Love much like cream rises to the top and there’s no time to deal with crazy. Haters can talk from offside, while her and the single ladies party in Abu Dhabi and stay flawless from VIP.
MissBonita aka Ciara (CeCe)
You will know about her life through cleverly disguised scenarios, she calls them stories. Sorry for being transparent she says, but she can’t help honesty. Be warned gentlemen don’t mistake candor for naiveté, goodies still stay in the jar, plus you have to dance to the drum of her beat - one, two step.
SmileLikeTheSunrise aka K. Michelle
Renowned for a rebellious soul and emotional honesty, that involves a beat down with a dacas in front of your boys. She says you can't raise a man, but she’s still falling for bad boys. Like damn, how many times must this happen before she gives a good guy a chance.
@ Ariana Grande..isn't she like 16 or something
it all makes sense. 
Pretty good one
