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By field marshal Menace

Menace said that "Abdijohn was found to be a murtid, a collobarator of the Zionist regime in Palestine. He has sold the continental shelf oil prospects to the Zionist regime for 20 years period in exchange for 5 Eastern European females and a lifetime supply if Viagra. We order him to go through mental evaluation. In the meantime I will rule by decree. All oppositions are banned in the foreseeable future "

Menace has also named his cabinet:

Head of state: Menace

FM: Grandpa

Interior minister: Fah

Religious affairs : Chief Kombo

FM: PO

Minister of Female affairs and family harmony : Evol

Minister of resources : Menace's Qabiil

Minister of defense : Amiira

Minister of sexual education : MummyYummy

Minister of the Diaspora : julkimi

Minister of homosexual affairs : Dr Yalaxoow

Minister of xoolaha : LeJusticier

Minister of education : Daanyeer

Minister of the Mental institutions : Basra

Minister of the communication: secretAgent

Minister of shisha : Hyperactive

I have US and Western backing. You can't topple me.

I am,

Abdi "I have sent you for execution" Johnson

Associated Press:

News coming out of Mogadishu confirms the toppling of the regime of AJ. Insiders have told associated Press that Menace negotiated with international partners to be make it aware to them that nothing drastic will take place and that AJ was just one individual and he will be dealt with as a sick person. The mental evaluation has indicated that AJ suffer from early set of bipolar disorder that runs in his fellow tribesmen. An international mental expert was hired to conduct the evaluation. He will be institutionalized.

Minister of Female affairs and family harmony : Evol
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Ohh yeaaaa Better than my original appointment. Sorry AJ.



Can you two build box kingdoms with trebuchets and everything and then take pics. I think you two would be perfect. Fort Rivals....

It's Official..even Snet recognizes me as Feild Marshall Menace..something Somaliland couldn't attain hahahaha

Official government News

OGN- we hereby announce the firing of Evols as member of the cabinet for taking too many selfies. She is sentenced 5 years under house arrest in the basement of Menace's Presidential Palace.

Menace I am not amused. How can Daanyeer "an ooyee albaabka ii xidha" take my place?

Stop with all the names & accounts please, it's giving me a headache.

YummyMummy wrote:Menace I am not amused. How can Daanyeer "an ooyee albaabka ii xidha" take my place?

Stop with all the names & accounts please, it's giving me a headache.

In my government we will have two educational cabinet

Selfies? How dare you slander a wasiir.

They are official portraits, for official documents. Now run along, I cannot be removed from office. I have men to educate on the importance of family and their women.

EvolSyawla wrote:Selfies? How dare you slander a wasiir.

They are official portraits, for official documents. Now run along, I cannot be removed from office. I have men to educate on the importance of family and their women.

Associated Press- The government of field Marshall Menace has ordered his elite anti-terrorist squad to attack the residency of Evol for feministic terrorism (its a new kind of terrorism where females attempt to topple the government run by men)... Menace has also issued the force marriage of Evols to the deposed head of state colonel Abdijohn who is currently in a mental institute in his tribal highlands in Golis mountains.

Madaxweyne menace oo qarax lala beegsaday. Deg deg.baasto rufus Jackson.

BaastoUnit wrote:Madaxweyne menace oo qarax lala beegsaday. Deg deg.baasto rufus Jackson.

is he toppled? Who is the coup leader? More details sxb

what? i refuse to join this gaalo loving regime... wan qarxaya xafiiska madaxtooyada walle..

Madaweyne menace survived.a clone was attacked. Grandpakhalif wanted for questioning.baasto campaigns for mop minister for polgamy. Abdi johnson oo kaanisada catholics warqad u qoray.jamaica oo dowlada somalia dhul ku qabsatay.baasto rufus jackson.

The Times of Somalia
TTS- news emerging from the hell-hole called Somalia is indicating that Field Marshal has resigned and has appointed Major General GrandpaKhalif...citizens of a somalia AT&T worried that the new leader will earnestly attack his most hated people and region of the Northern provinces. He is known to be a big admirer of the late dictator of Somalia MSB..he also expected to humiliate his rival peer Abdijohn who is still in a mental asylum ..it is not known what Grandpa is gonna do with Evols..although he showed no interest of her like he has never shown interest of the opposite sex