You were just arrested...

[EvolSyawla]

...Why?

Public indecency? Intoxication? Dealing drugs? Participating in a riot? Theft? Assault? lol Murder?

Maybe you were the mastermind behind a pyramid scheme?...nvm lets be real, Somalis aren't usually that intelligent.

Insurance fraud? I've heard many cases lollll

[YummyMummy]

Coz I was a vigilante: a zoro/Robin Hood character

[EvolSyawla]

I can see you doing that =)

I feel vigilante crimes are the most noble.

I would be arrested for stepping up to an officer. I don't mind either. Assata Shakur style.

[Alpo1]

I've done everything you said in your list with the exception of two. Never been arrested. Idiots get arrested.

[EvolSyawla]

An idiot in your crew was careless and got you caught. Someone in your crew was a snitch. Shit happens.

[Alpo1]

In that case, it would probably be 1st degree murder. Revenge isn't a threat; it's a promise.

[thehappyone]

ive been arrested about 3 times, first time when i was 12 for playing on the train tracks, and in my adult life i got arrested for breaking up a fight on eid i was the only one who didnt run away from the police, another time for dangerous driving i did 110mph in a 50 zone and got a two year ban

[Amira143]

^^ right little ASBO ain't you.



I prolly get arrested for starting a more aggressive type of a feminist movement.

[blizzard90]

going to the majistrate court is like going to school over here.

[thehappyone]

magistrates is for little kids man went to crown court

[blizzard90]

I'm so scared of the crown court man,, god forbid the cps send me there I'm happy with discontitional charge and community service

[thehappyone]

lol i was scared as hell, i was looking at a jail sentence, never knew u could go to prison for a f-king driving offence, but obiously man got a job, pays taxes, never been in trouble with the police, so they gave me just 80 hours community service and a two year ban, the judge was like what a waste of my time he wasnt happy letting me off

[LobsterUnit]

Dahabshill owner is getting it on that day.empty your accounts, ya farax.get in there.

[blizzard90]

sxb they gave me 58 hours community service, they made me paint church in crouch end

[LobsterUnit]

sxb they gave me 58 hours community service, they made me paint church in crouch end

My cousin had to paint a church in southall.he was done for a failed robbery.