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...Why?

Public indecency? Intoxication? Dealing drugs? Participating in a riot? Theft? Assault? lol Murder?

Maybe you were the mastermind behind a pyramid scheme?...nvm lets be real, Somalis aren't usually that intelligent.

Insurance fraud? I've heard many cases lollll

Coz I was a vigilante: a zoro/Robin Hood character

I can see you doing that =)

I feel vigilante crimes are the most noble.

I would be arrested for stepping up to an officer. I don't mind either. Assata Shakur style.

I've done everything you said in your list with the exception of two. Never been arrested. Idiots get arrested.

An idiot in your crew was careless and got you caught. Someone in your crew was a snitch. Shit happens.

In that case, it would probably be 1st degree murder. Revenge isn't a threat; it's a promise.

ive been arrested about 3 times, first time when i was 12 for playing on the train tracks, and in my adult life i got arrested for breaking up a fight on eid i was the only one who didnt run away from the police, another time for dangerous driving i did 110mph in a 50 zone and got a two year ban

^^ right little ASBO ain't you.



I prolly get arrested for starting a more aggressive type of a feminist movement.

going to the majistrate court is like going to school over here.

magistrates is for little kids man went to crown court

I'm so scared of the crown court man,, god forbid the cps send me there I'm happy with discontitional charge and community service

lol i was scared as hell, i was looking at a jail sentence, never knew u could go to prison for a f-king driving offence, but obiously man got a job, pays taxes, never been in trouble with the police, so they gave me just 80 hours community service and a two year ban, the judge was like what a waste of my time he wasnt happy letting me off

Dahabshill owner is getting it on that day.empty your accounts, ya farax.get in there.

sxb they gave me 58 hours community service, they made me paint church in crouch end

blizzard90 wrote:sxb they gave me 58 hours community service, they made me paint church in crouch end

My cousin had to paint a church in southall.he was done for a failed robbery.