Laandheere- Doesn't the exact translation mean 'long d*ck'?

[JamalAddow]

So having a long list of ancestors means you have a large pen*s?

And what does the word Siif mean?

[Daff]

You got it backwards bro, according to the Somali dictionary Laan=****

[KartiHaween]

Actually it means long cl*trus or long stick.

[Basra-]

what about lang gab?

[GAMES]

Laandheer = Dumarka ceebtooda.
Somalidu ereygaa qalad ayeey ka fahmeen, oo waxeey ka dhigeen wax lagu faano.

[wiyeer]

Laandheer = Dumarka ceebtooda.
Somalidu ereygaa qalad ayeey ka fahmeen, oo waxeey ka dhigeen wax lagu faano.

WTF, are you guys serious? Laan means "a branch" and dheer is obviously "Long". Laandheere therefore means long ancestry.
afsoomaaliga ciyaarta ka daaya nimankiinan reer koonfureed. wax walba waxay ku odhanayaan waa dumar hoosteeda. oo adeer miyeydaan wax kaleba ka hadal.

[LobsterUnit]

I am a landheere from the tribe of mandingo.my name is kunta kinte.

[EvolSyawla]

Laandheer = Dumarka ceebtooda.
Somalidu ereygaa qalad ayeey ka fahmeen, oo waxeey ka dhigeen wax lagu faano.

WTF, are you guys serious? Laan means "a branch" and dheer is obviously "Long". Laandheere therefore means long ancestry.
afsoomaaliga ciyaarta ka daaya nimankiinan reer koonfureed. wax walba waxay ku odhanayaan waa dumar hoosteeda. oo adeer miyeydaan wax kaleba ka hadal.

^ loooooooool

I think people play with the word to say long/short ____ , and therefore confuse people...The explanations on this thread are the best . Wiyeer is correct .

[Hawdian]

Landheere means one thing in Somaliland language and another in Wanlawein language. If you went to Mogadishu and called the receptionist in Aden Adde airport; "naaya laangabanay visa-ha ii jar dee". She will be jumping up and down saying: "Alla aboowe ya ku sheegay ina laan gabnahay, alla Sheikh Abdiqadir Jeeylaniyooooooow. Aboowe fariso nooh aan ku niikiye."

Likely reply: "Naayahe dee dhinacna Hawiye madobe uma dhaftide igu dhaqso"






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[YummyMummy]

Laandheer = Dumarka ceebtooda.
Somalidu ereygaa qalad ayeey ka fahmeen, oo waxeey ka dhigeen wax lagu faano.

WTF, are you guys serious? Laan means "a branch" and dheer is obviously "Long". Laandheere therefore means long ancestry.
afsoomaaliga ciyaarta ka daaya nimankiinan reer koonfureed. wax walba waxay ku odhanayaan waa dumar hoosteeda. oo adeer miyeydaan wax kaleba ka hadal.