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Julkimi, Lmfao, Amira, and Yummy, so gala

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Are you ladies under the age of 24..

Are you ladies attractive ?

Do you want to get ahead in life ?


Do you want a quick fix?


Well, thank me later but I'm watching CNN special and itl turn your life around....


Let me introduce this amazing business concept..

It was started by this nerdy Asian guy..

He was successful man in everything else except finding a young attractive girl...then he remembered his mom telling him "son, you might not look attractive but your very smart so go get filthy rich and you can get abt women you want"...

This guy turned his shortcomings into a million dollar business.

He created the company called SeekingArrangement..

Here's where you ladies come in...

Open an account over there, show your best posture, looking cute and you will have 200 guys asking you to be with them ..btw these gentlemen are required to be millionaires only j(julkimi you never have to worry about a somali guy again...we somali dudes are disqualified) the minimum membership for dudes are 1mill...also, you are not required to marry them , the whole concept is to be trophy girlfriend. He will take you to a Basketball games, all you gotta do is sit next to him looking cute. When he has a business function, Youll be holding habsung and dancing together. Yes, there could be intimacy somewhere in there. In otherwords, sugar daddy and you be the baby

What do you benefit ? Tremendous wealth. Each month he'll give you $10k.

The age of these dudes are in average 45-70
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Re: Julkimi, Lmfao, Amira, and Yummy, so gala

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I already found my sugar daddy. :up:
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I am highly educated dentist and own my two practices. I earn well enough to support over 100 families in somalia every month. Why would I need an asian who I am not even attracted to?


No thanks, the other girls can take him.
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Re: Julkimi, Lmfao, Amira, and Yummy, so gala

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^^ this is the 3rd time you mention been a dentist and owning practices. relax adeer. teedakale am hoo bariiska nice 2 meet u
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LMFAOO wrote:I am highly educated dentist and own my two practices. I earn well enough to support over 100 families in somalia every month. Why would I need an asian who I am not even attracted to?


No thanks, the other girls can take him.

What is wrong with you..can you even read?..there's no Asian ! The starter of this brilliant $500 mill company is Asian ..the clients are older successful men..
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FieldMarshalMenace wrote:
LMFAOO wrote:I am highly educated dentist and own my two practices. I earn well enough to support over 100 families in somalia every month. Why would I need an asian who I am not even attracted to?


No thanks, the other girls can take him.

What is wrong with you..can you even read?..there's no Asian ! The starter of this brilliant $500 mill company is Asian ..the clients are older successful men..
Well, I didn't read everything. Why would I need an older guy for money? I am already financially independent. I wish I could slap you from my screen.
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LMFAOO wrote:I am highly educated dentist and own my two practices. I earn well enough to support over 100 families in somalia every month. Why would I need an asian who I am not even attracted to?


No thanks, the other girls can take him.
Wait a minute.i thought you were an offspring of mencace?youre a female? Wth.
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Wait a minute.i thought you were an offspring of mencace?youre a female? Wth

:russ: :dead:
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Bella18 wrote:
Wait a minute.i thought you were an offspring of mencace?youre a female? Wth

:russ: :dead:
I am not laughing. I was told by fbi (farax bolice investigation) that lmfao is indeed a proxy server of menace.
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:mindblown: How dare you try pimp to us out? Anyway my bae wouldn't allow it. :oops:
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HooBariiska wrote:^^ this is the 3rd time you mention been a dentist and owning practices. relax adeer. teedakale am hoo bariiska nice 2 meet u

Hoob is counting........


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If you girls want to be rich, then so it
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HooBariiska wrote:^^ this is the 3rd time you mention been a dentist and owning practices. relax adeer. teedakale am hoo bariiska nice 2 meet u
Why are you stalking me? :o
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Re: Julkimi, Lmfao, Amira, and Yummy, so gala

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BaastoUnit wrote:
Bella18 wrote:
Wait a minute.i thought you were an offspring of mencace?youre a female? Wth

:russ: :dead:
I am not laughing. I was told by fbi (farax bolice investigation) that lmfao is indeed a proxy server of menace.
Oh, really? How did you know that?

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Re: Julkimi, Lmfao, Amira, and Yummy, so gala

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^^ You and your gifs kill me. :lol: :lol:
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