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WOMAN WHO USED A POTATO AS CONTRACEPTIVE IS HOSPITALISED !!!

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Woman who used a potato as a contraceptive is hospitalised after it began to grow roots
The 22-year-old Colombian woman had been given the advice by her mother
Went to hospital complaining of abdominal pains and was examined
Nurse discovered potato roots growing out of the woman's vagina
Potato was extracted and doctors say there will be no lasting damage


By ANNA HODGEKISS FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 14:17 GMT, 3 October 2014 | UPDATED: 17:31 GMT, 3 October 2014


Doctors treating a woman for stomach pain were shocked to find a very unlikely cause for it - a potato inside her vagina.
The 22-year-old woman, from Colombia, was advised by her mother to use the technique to avoid becoming pregnant.
But by the time doctors discovered the potato, it had apparently germinated and grown roots inside her.


The story was covered by Colombia Reports, a large news website in the country.
It claims the unnamed woman told doctors: 'My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.'
The discovery was made when the woman, from the central Colombian town of Honda, went to hospital complaining of abdominal pains.
When a nurse examined her, she found roots from the potato that had grown.
However after removing it, doctors confirmed there would be no lasting damage to the woman's health.

Medical staff at the hospital have criticised the woman's mother for the terrible contraceptive advice.
The bizarre case sheds light on a lack of sex education, despite it being mandatory in the South American country.
Research conducted by the Colombian Institute of Family Welfare - to try and reduce high levels of teenage pregnancy - found a startling lack of awareness about contraception in young people.
Girls are often pressured into having unsafe sex, the campaign found.
Maria Eugenia Rosselli, the Colombian Ministry of Education sociologist was reported said the lack of 'sex talk' between young people and their parents had created a void of information.
This, in turn, had created high levels of sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.


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Well, honestly, this is the first time I've heard of a potato growing in a vagina. Heard of all sorts of weird shit getting put in them/taken out, including a raw chicken from a grocery store, but never anything that was left long enough to grow.

Why not lemons, cut one in half, squeeze it, pop it up the vagina and it nicely suctions to the cervix like a contraceptive diaphragm :lol:
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Sulfur wrote:Well, honestly, this is the first time I've heard of a potato growing in a vagina. Heard of all sorts of weird shit getting put in them/taken out, including a raw chicken from a grocery store, but never anything that was left long enough to grow.

Why not lemons, cut one in half, squeeze it, pop it up the vagina and it nicely suctions to the cervix like a contraceptive diaphragm :lol:
:damn: :wtf: :scusthov:
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I don't think WTF quite covers the reaction right now
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IQ of a potato.
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'My mum told me that if I didn't want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.'
What a dumb bitch! :mindblown:
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:lol: YM

Potatoes don't surprise me though. Frozen peas, cheesecloth, bobby pins, money, you find it all. These stories are so far from unique in medicine it puzzles me that people are surprised by them and think them irregular
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Sulfur, what do the patients respond with when asked: "why?" :lol:
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^ "It just a-peel-ed to me at the time"? :lol: or claim they were were putting up curtains, slipped and fell on the table and that's how the potato ended in them?

Most health professionals don't bother to ask after a while.....It really is the best option :lol:

Seriously tho, You would either get a lie that lowers your opinion of the person concerned or a truth that lowers your opinion of the entire species.They figure it out on their own that they shouldn't do whatever it is they were doing and either learn or don't and end up back in the ER


there is OB/GYN scenerio u dont wanna hear
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She could be stranded in the desert, and she could feed herself vagina-potatoes.
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Sulfur wrote:^ "It just a-peel-ed to me at the time"? :lol: or claim they were were putting up curtains, slipped and fell on the table and that's how the potato ended in them?

Most health professionals don't bother to ask after a while.....It really is the best option :lol:

Seriously tho, You would either get a lie that lowers your opinion of the person concerned or a truth that lowers your opinion of the entire species.They figure it out on their own that they shouldn't do whatever it is they were doing and either learn or don't and end up back in the ER


there is OB/GYN scenerio u dont wanna hear

:lol: That was hilarious.I think i need an ob/gyn friend in my life.ER docs must have the wackiest stories.
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This bitch should never be allowed to procreate. :damn:
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