HI Honey This is daddy

[Daff]

HELLO? Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy, shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, Daddy says, But honey, you dont have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, and hes upstairs in the room with Mommy right now. Brief pause. Uh, OK then, I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout that Daddys car just pulled up. Ok daddy just a minute. A few min later, the girl comes back to the phone. I did it Daddy. And what happened honey? Well, Mommy jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all! Oh my God!! What about your Uncle Paul? He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didnt know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think hes dead! Really long pause. Then
Daddy says, Swimming pool? Uh..Is this 558-5732?
The girl says, No I think you have the wrong number!

[Amira143]

[GeoSeven]

[Basra-]

This joke is not fair to the cheaters.

[Daff]

This joke is not fair to the cheaters.

Basra not having an orgasm about death. You are an imposter.

[jalaaludin5]

Why did the Irish man fall off the window?

He was ironing his curtains...


an Irish man buys a thermos flask for the first time.
the shop assistant explains that it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
He takes it to work the next day and show-off to his friend murphy.
'yo murphy do you know what this is?'
Murphy goes...er..no!
Its a thermos flask.
then murphy asks what does it do?
'It keeps hot thing hot and cold things cold..he explained.
Murphy ask...what have you got in there.

to which he replies...2 cup of tea and a ice-cream.

[Tuushi]

That was funny.