I went to a clinic, need your support
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- FieldMarshalMenace
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I went to a clinic, need your support
I was just listening to car radio when an Ad came on asking for male sperm for cash. Without hesitation i drove to hat clinic. They drew blood from me to check for diseases and they also tested me for mental unbalances. I just received a call to come in to produce some sperms bc apparently I passed their check up. Now I'm getting the cold feet. I'm having second thoughts.
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Re: I went to the clinic, need your support
That right there gave it all away as a pure lie.. No reputable clinic would ever endorse you, Menace, as mentally stable, period.FieldMarshalMenace wrote:I was just listening to car radio when an Ad came on asking for male sperm for cash. Without hesitation i drove to hat clinic. They drew blood from me to check for diseases and they also tested me for mental unbalances. I just received a call to come in to produce some sperms bc apparently I passed their check up. Now I'm getting the cold feet. I'm having second thoughts.
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Re: I went to the clinic, need your support
Do they give you material to release caanahaga. I hear it is pointless as the children will demand child support
Best I could do is I impregnate those in their house
Best I could do is I impregnate those in their house
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Re: I went to the clinic, need your support
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- FieldMarshalMenace
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Re: She's Somali 2, accept her
Barbarossa, I swear they check for corrupted genes and diseases..stop trying to discredit my story 
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Re: I went to the clinic, need your support
They just put you in a room with your choice of porn, whatever tickles your fancy and then ones you release a volcanic eruption you just scoop it up in a little piece of specimen...waraabe251 wrote:Do they give you material to release caanahaga. I hear it is pointless as the children will demand child support
Best I could do is I impregnate those in their house
Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
How will they retract this "Sperm" Hold on... never mind. Good luck with it and may God be with the woman who will spawn your child. 
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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
what part of "they gonna have porn available to you " dont you understand?Amira143 wrote:How will they retract this "Sperm" Hold on... never mind. Good luck with it and may God be with the woman who will spawn your child.
Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
It finally dawned on me hence the "never mind" anyway looks like Ismahan has her work cut out 

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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
Amira143 wrote:It finally dawned on me hence the "never mind" anyway looks like Ismahan has her work cut out

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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
I feel sorry for the lesbian who has to bear your child.
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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
I have a question. Let's say a lesbian Somali couple or infertile hetero Somali couple went to a sperm bank and got an anonymous Somali donor. What would be the qolo of that child?
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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support
Itl b biracial kid, you can bet on that ...usually lesbians are Nordic extraction ..mix it with my Somali forehead and sharp nose ..Julkimi wrote:I feel sorry for the lesbian who has to bear your child.

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