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I went to a clinic, need your support

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I was just listening to car radio when an Ad came on asking for male sperm for cash. Without hesitation i drove to hat clinic. They drew blood from me to check for diseases and they also tested me for mental unbalances. I just received a call to come in to produce some sperms bc apparently I passed their check up. Now I'm getting the cold feet. I'm having second thoughts.
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FieldMarshalMenace wrote:I was just listening to car radio when an Ad came on asking for male sperm for cash. Without hesitation i drove to hat clinic. They drew blood from me to check for diseases and they also tested me for mental unbalances. I just received a call to come in to produce some sperms bc apparently I passed their check up. Now I'm getting the cold feet. I'm having second thoughts.
That right there gave it all away as a pure lie.. No reputable clinic would ever endorse you, Menace, as mentally stable, period.
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Do they give you material to release caanahaga. I hear it is pointless as the children will demand child support

Best I could do is I impregnate those in their house
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Barbarossa, I swear they check for corrupted genes and diseases..stop trying to discredit my story :stylin:
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:wtf: :pac:
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waraabe251 wrote:Do they give you material to release caanahaga. I hear it is pointless as the children will demand child support

Best I could do is I impregnate those in their house
They just put you in a room with your choice of porn, whatever tickles your fancy and then ones you release a volcanic eruption you just scoop it up in a little piece of specimen...
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How will they retract this "Sperm" Hold on... never mind. Good luck with it and may God be with the woman who will spawn your child. :up:
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Amira143 wrote:How will they retract this "Sperm" Hold on... never mind. Good luck with it and may God be with the woman who will spawn your child. :up:
what part of "they gonna have porn available to you " dont you understand?
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It finally dawned on me hence the "never mind" anyway looks like Ismahan has her work cut out :pac:
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Amira143 wrote:It finally dawned on me hence the "never mind" anyway looks like Ismahan has her work cut out :pac:
:russ:
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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support

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:snoop: :wtf:
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I feel sorry for the lesbian who has to bear your child.
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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support

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I have a question. Let's say a lesbian Somali couple or infertile hetero Somali couple went to a sperm bank and got an anonymous Somali donor. What would be the qolo of that child?
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Re: I went to a clinic, need your support

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Julkimi wrote:I feel sorry for the lesbian who has to bear your child.
Itl b biracial kid, you can bet on that ...usually lesbians are Nordic extraction ..mix it with my Somali forehead and sharp nose .. :lupe: :win: :win:
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