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This happened when I was banned but I just remembered it now so I will tell the story.

A white coworker came up to me a few weeks ago and we got to talking. We start to become comfortable and he talks about his Irish/Estonian heritage. He asks what I am and I tell him my parents are Somalis. He immediately brings up Black Hawk Down to tease me. I tell him that was over two decades ago and that Somalia is perfectly safe. "I've been there a few times".

He asks what part of Somalia I am from and I tell him.

He then talks about the clan system. To make my people appear less savage, I stress that these clans are nothing more than extended families and that the clan system has no place in politics.

He then flat out asks what clan I belong too. The thing is I can tell he knew nothing about Somali clans. I was very suspicious. At most, it appeared he may have just skimmed through the Somalia wiki page.

I knew he was sent by someone. As soon as he asked what my clan was, I see a Somali FOB who is on contract with another conpany peek from the corner(he was hiding the whole time but became more visible). I don't even work with or know the dude.

The white guy was sent by the stranger FOB to find out my lineage. I turn to the white guy but his phone rings and that was the end of it

I am,

Abdi "It was most strangest moment in my life" Johnson

LOOOOOOL why would someone send a cadaan guy to find out your clan?

AbdiJohnson wrote: A white coworker came up to me a few weeks ago and we got to talking.

AbdiJohnson wrote:As soon as he asked what my clan was, I see a Somali FOB who is on contract with another conpany peek from the corner(he was hiding the whole time but became more visible). I don't even work with or know the dude.

Someone you don't know send someone you do know and work with to spy and find out what clan you are?

Are you a fagot by any chance?

cos you sure sound like one with your dramas.

I missed my haters. I missed how they come at me like wild dogs.

Yes I'm a proud homosexual and yes I'm lying



I am,

Abdi "I'm home" Johnson

At least check the script next time you write a short drama.

Learn to read.I work with the white guy (same company) but not directly and I don't work with the Somali (on contract with another company but does work for my company). It's a big organization. Maybe you'd know something about the workplace if you had a job. The workplace consists of many branches and units and sites and different departments and roles. An engineer wouldn't work with HR, etc. A kitchen chef wouldn't work with someone in finance.

Maybe the white guy and the Somali have some sort of work relationship and do interact together in some capacity. Who knows

I am,

Abdi "You're jobless like all UK Somalis" Johnson

So he was hitting on you indirectly?

Am sure it wasn't the first time.

Octagon wrote:

Yes. We had sex afterwards



I am,

Abdi "It was good" Johnson

AbdiJohnson wrote:Yes. We had sex afterwards



I am,

Abdi "It was good" Johnson

Quoted for future reference

I give the Zoomalis what they want to hear



I am,

Abdi "I'd love to be quoted" Johnson

Did you hear what happened to me at the corner of 4th and Main Street? As I was sipping my ginormous latte from the local coffee shop (not from Starbucks) waiting for the pedestrian light to turn green, I noticed two huge guys following me. I picked up my pace while juggling both my latte -- did I say the latte was ginormous -- and car keys hoping neither would fall to the ground.

No matter how fast I walked, the two scary guys with seemingly dark shades and this time with malevolent intent clearly in their eyes kept coming at me. At this crucial moment I thought of the movie the Lion King, don't ask me the connection, I am merely reporting what has transpired thus far. The thought of Simba losing his father kept recurring in my head. I wondered out loud, why Simba? why now? above all, why me?

I refused to drink cold latte and I equally refused to have my day ruined by two guys with no necks. I mustered the courage and energy, by this time I was a bit exhausted from all the commotion, and turned around to face my nemesis, Scar and Pumbaa.

To be continued...

Long live Mufasa -- in paradise!

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This is the xoolo they unbanned but my inader hawdian was banned for fadhi Ku dirir kaftan