What I read on this other forum that i frequent had me lMAO

[flyWOODY]

This guy is funny as fcuk, he is talking about a roommate from hell

Start of the year, dude backed out of an apartment lease. We had to find an extra person or we going to pay the extra $$$. We needed someone fast but everyone already set for the year, so we turn to craigslist. We found a person over the next week, met up with him, and he sounded cool so we all agreed to proceed. He signed all the paperwork, everything set, and he's ready to move in. Apartment is a three bedroom with kitchen, bathroom, etc.
Each bed is shared so two person each. To decide where everyone was going to pair up, we did a randomizer, and I get paired up with the new dude. I thought dope, but ya boy was wrong.

This nigga is the most unsanitary fuck I have ever met in my life. Nigga hardly showers so the room smells like ass. Nigga hasn't done laundry since September. That nigga still wearing the same old sweaty ass shit. Nigga don't use deodorant.

Nigga only eats cereals and the same BLT sandwich. If that nigga ain't finished, he'll stuff that shit in the fridge, and leave it for weeks without storing it. Nigga used to leave it outside and let it rot unless I told his bitch ass. Nigga wakes up at 4-5 on a Saturday / Sunday morning and eats his cereal loud as fuck. That nigga ain't got no table manners and he drinks / eats like he got a piledriver in his mouth. Nigga spazes everytime he eats and shakes/moves his feet wildly too.

Nigga locks the room every time he goes out and slams the motherfucking door even if it's late at night. Nigga does yoga in the room and f-king grunts loud af when I'm trynna do some work on my desktop. Nigga don't shower so his sweaty ass fills the room.

Nigga don't even cover his mouth so there's snot and boogers all over his side of the room. Nigga walks around in the living room late at night and swings his arms around like he got a sword in his hand - seen this shit when I went to the bathroom. Nigga just straight stares at people and talks to himself.

Point blank, this nigga driving ya boy crazy. Niggas living like he's from the dump. Apparently I can't kick this nigga out so I'm stuck for the year.

[EvolSyawla]

loll wow. Just...wow.