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Okay, let's cut through the bullshit here phaggots. This shit is happening to Somali guys worldwide and I'm getting sick and tired of these Beta's not taking action in investigating these Hoes past sexual encounters before putting a ring on it.


Now all to common I'm seeing nowadays is Somali women who sucked so much ceeb in the past they'd put karren fisher to shame get linked up with some miskeen Faarax with no ramifications of any sorts.

Quick story, there's this xalimo here in Melbourne who has literally had the fast life of a prostitute. Sex, Drugs, being tag teamed by Tyrone the NBA reject and Chad the ripped white boy, hell, she even got arrested for aggravated assault against her own mother!

So after years of this hard lifestyle, she approaches her late twenties and finally, as if a switch was flipped on or something, she starts wearing the burqa, Praying and all that stuff but here's the kicker, she NOW wants a Somali man aka she couldn't get Tyrone or Chad to commit. :Snoop:


So after years of chasing Ajanabi guys, she seceded that Ajanabi guys were what she wanted all along, that it was just a phase, that culture matters a lot. That she never was compatible with Ajanabi men, blah blah blah blah blah generic bullshit

So this successful miskeen naive Somali dude from Adelaide who graduated from Law at University of Adelaide bites the dust, believes her SOB story and they're now set to get married early 2015. :Snoop:

So here's the deal fellas', here's the five signs/factors that should be considered/investigated upon before marrying your SO that I conjured for your convenience;



1) Her Siblings.

Ask her brothers/sisters and even cousins about everything including how long she would stay out with "friends". Hell, go even further and investigate the type of friends she has because a persons identity can be attributed to the people they associate themselves with. Now what was that saying? Birds of the same feather flock together? Yeah, sounds about right.


2. She is more social than you.

Because sluts and whores crave attention above all, they tend to be heavily involved in social events, parties, get togethers and just overall more outgoing than you.

3. She has guy "friends"

Not many girlfriends, cuz ya know, "Girls are so weird and mean". If she has more male friends than you, that's a problem. 9 out of 10 times some of those guy friends already fucked her/made out with her and will jump on any physical opportunity when she is alone, single or not.

4. She rates men on their income, social status and influence (disregarding character).

If she idolizes rich and ‘successful’ men of questionable character, it shows where her priorities lie. She was most likely chasing these men in her younger days, a little attention from such men is enough to pull down her panties for them.

5. Her Virginity.

I'm a virgin and I expect my SO to be the same. This subject tends to vary for the individual but none can deny that a girl who gives herself very easily to every man she fancies will just be a slut, as she only has to show up to get sex.

As the saying goes: "A key that opens many doors is a master key, a door that can be opened by many keys is just a crappy lock."

I'll only make a exception to a woman that has been divorced in the past as she is still regarded as chaste or if she has been raped/sexually abused in the past but that's about it.

In conclusion, you cannot make a hoe into a housewife, plain and simple. Number of sexual partners and faithfulness is very heavily correlated. A girl's past matters a lot. Always has and always will.


And remember! women are the gatekeepers to sex and men are the gatekeepers to commitment. Don't let ANYONE tell you otherwise.

With that said, stay safe my fellow Somali breathens' 8)

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Not many girlfriends, cuz ya know, "Girls are so weird and mean". If she has more male friends than you, that's a problem. 9 out of 10 times some of those guy friends already fucked her/made out with her and will jump on any physical opportunity when she is alone, single or not.

Bro! I have to admit that one is so true ..I am not one to be best friends with a female but if she is then I've already blasted through her ...she says she can only be friends with guys bc girls are full of drama yet she's friends with me but I had to give her the sharci to be my friend first

So after years of this hard lifestyle, she approaches her late twenties and finally, as if a switch was flipped on or something, she starts wearing the burqa, Praying and all that stuff but here's the kicker, she NOW wants a Somali man aka she couldn't get Tyrone or Chad to commit. :Snoop:


So after years of chasing Ajanabi guys, she seceded that Ajanabi guys were what she wanted all along, that it was just a phase, that culture matters a lot. That she never was compatible with Ajanabi men, blah blah blah blah blah generic bullshit

For a sec I thought you were referring to some people here on the forums but never mind.

yikes...i agree....but i see a lot of faraxs sleeping around too...how about you follow your own advise first...don't be a slut and you won't get a slut. (not singling out the op FYI)

This is how I imagine all the virgins on their wedding day:

LOOL ^^^^^ ^

so awkward...

FieldMarshalMenace wrote:

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Not many girlfriends, cuz ya know, "Girls are so weird and mean". If she has more male friends than you, that's a problem. 9 out of 10 times some of those guy friends already fucked her/made out with her and will jump on any physical opportunity when she is alone, single or not.

Bro! I have to admit that one is so true ..I am not one to be best friends with a female but if she is then I've already blasted through her ...she says she can only be friends with guys bc girls are full of drama yet she's friends with me but I had to give her the sharci to be my friend first

exactly bro! Watch out for these Hoes. I suggest you have your fun now but remember to wed a virgin.

#NoHymenNoDiamond

Twist wrote:

So after years of this hard lifestyle, she approaches her late twenties and finally, as if a switch was flipped on or something, she starts wearing the burqa, Praying and all that stuff but here's the kicker, she NOW wants a Somali man aka she couldn't get Tyrone or Chad to commit. :Snoop:


So after years of chasing Ajanabi guys, she seceded that Ajanabi guys were what she wanted all along, that it was just a phase, that culture matters a lot. That she never was compatible with Ajanabi men, blah blah blah blah blah generic bullshit

For a sec I thought you were referring to some people here on the forums but never mind.

This does apply to the women of Snet. I'm being legit serious here. Not all of em but maybe like 40% or something.

ciddhartha wrote:This is how I imagine all the virgins on their wedding day:

Who gives a fuck though?..

You're just jealous that oblivious farax is getting some and you're on somalinet gossiping like a bitch.

Phinks wrote:

Twist wrote:

So after years of this hard lifestyle, she approaches her late twenties and finally, as if a switch was flipped on or something, she starts wearing the burqa, Praying and all that stuff but here's the kicker, she NOW wants a Somali man aka she couldn't get Tyrone or Chad to commit. :Snoop:


So after years of chasing Ajanabi guys, she seceded that Ajanabi guys were what she wanted all along, that it was just a phase, that culture matters a lot. That she never was compatible with Ajanabi men, blah blah blah blah blah generic bullshit

For a sec I thought you were referring to some people here on the forums but never mind.

This does apply to the women of Snet. I'm being legit serious here. Not all of em but maybe like 40% or something.

Welcome back Phinks. Thought-provoking post.
I think if she has repented and she has fully informed him of her past, and he has accepted it, it is surely between them? Her past is between her and Allah and whilst we may have our own thoughts regarding it, surely only Allah is the best judge. Also, if it is a true repentance, shouldn't we rejoice?

Man, this is the west, most females born here ain't Alxamdulillah gone through the control mechanism that was Pharaonic Circumcision and considering the sexually liberal society we are in, some are bound to be have had sex before their wedding day. However, there are enough virgins out there but I think the younger the generation, the rarer they become.

You got a point though, as a Somali man, your pride takes a knock if the girl has history and everyone in the town knows about it. All it takes is for you to have an argument while watching a football game in sports cafe and to be put down by a 'We gang banged your wife nigga and she swallowed!'

If a chick has repented like Yummy says and one is mentally strong enough to cope with her past and the whispering crowd, I think it is a good thing do right by the sister.

p.s You think all the faraxs out there that go on about marrying a virgin end up with a virgin? There is some guy out there who hit it first in many cases.

I wouldnt marrying a blonde angel that slept with 100 men but marrying a somalian love who sleeps around wallahi waa ceeb weeyn, your friends your family all know whats going on, SMH.

we all make mistakes yet we talk crap about others. you shouldn't sharing this shiitt my nigga may Allah forgive our sins and misrakes that we have made in past