4 guy friends gt married tis year, there's this one problem

FieldMarshalMenace · Post by **FieldMarshalMenace** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:09 pm

They all gained 25 pounds ...we got together yesterday for the Christmas Day NBA bonanza and several us brought that main problem with married Somali dudes ..they tend to gain weight, considerable weight ...what is the cause ?

Post by **Basra-** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:18 pm

She looks so ridiculous in her 'professional' suit.

FieldMarshalMenace · Post by **FieldMarshalMenace** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:21 pm

Basra- wrote:She looks so ridiculous in her 'professional' suit.

Who the married woman?

BlackRain · Post by **BlackRain** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 12:53 pm

They need to spend more time with the wife and release all protein on her. Hadii kale menace shaqayso

YummyMummy · Post by **YummyMummy** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:04 pm

Welcome back Menace, be a good boy now :usure:

It shows their wives are taking good care of them, no?

FieldMarshalMenace · Post by **FieldMarshalMenace** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 1:40 pm

YummyMummy wrote:Welcome back Menace, be a good boy now

It shows their wives are taking good care of them, no?

I will be good inaabti...

I think it's cause they don't go to the gym

Post by **Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:15 pm

Too much oodkac. Raga cayil ka uma fiicna.

FieldMarshalMenace · Post by **FieldMarshalMenace** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:31 pm

@smile..I know you heard of this wedding that took place last month...just last weekend he called us dudes to his beautiful home and we opened the fujaan, Ina lillahi ! All us dudes agreed this shit is the source of immediate death to husbands

Itrah · Post by **Itrah** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:33 pm

If the wife is hot, they usually stay in shape.

If the wife is average looking or even ugly, they get fat.

FieldMarshalMenace · Post by **FieldMarshalMenace** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 2:36 pm

Itrah wrote:If the wife is hot, they usually stay in shape.

If the wife is average looking or even ugly, they get fat.

You have arrived at a point

LobsterUnit · Post by **LobsterUnit** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:04 pm

It is the somali diet.

TeaParty · Post by **TeaParty** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:49 pm

Sex+Food=weight gain.

Normally having sex burns calories but when you sweat and put in more calories than you burned, you will gain weight. Somalis tend to have sex in the morning. When people tend to have sex at night, they sleep right away without eating any food. This was a scientific research.

Post by **Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:36 pm

Omg what is his wife feeding him..i hope we are talking about the same dude.

FieldMarshalMenace · Post by **FieldMarshalMenace** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:39 pm

Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:Omg what is his wife feeding him..i hope we are talking about the same dude.

We were fed abaayo Odkac, it's traditional but it's complete subag straight cardiac arrest

SelfD · Post by **SelfD** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 12:43 am

there's oodkac in my fridge...im not a big fan. I have no appetite for anything. I should give this oodkac away.

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