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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GO 2 RAVES-BAAAARE BEEF...BAAAARE DRUNK FOOLS LOOKING FOR GASH....AND THA JOKE IS THA PRICES...AINT LIKE UR GETTIN V.I.P. TREATMENT...SO WHY ARE YOU LOT PAYING £25 ....ONLY TOO HAVE THE THE RAVE STOP BECAUSE SOME EEDIAT DECIDED TOO JACK £2 LICKER..AND GOT CAUGHT....WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS..THA DJ'S ACTULLY DO PLAY A CD AND PRETEND 2 SCRATCH....





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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GO TOO PARK ROYAL-WHATS THA POINT IN TRYIN 2 MASH THA 10 MACHINE WHEN IT HAS A ALARM ATTACTHED TOO IT!....JOKE IS WHEN IT GOES OFF THEY GO FOR MORE....EEDIATS!.....
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. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO STAND ON THA ROADS AND TRY 2 DRAW GASH-WHATS THA POINT WHEN U GET LIKE 1 NUMBER EVERY 143766 GIRLS THAT WALK PAST!...
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.FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GO 2 CLUBS-ONLY 2 FIND OUT THAT UR IN THA CLUB WITH 2673 MORE SOMALIANS...<---SOMALI RAVE YOU SHOULDOFRINSED UR MONEY ON THAT RIWAAYAD

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO TOO HOUSE PARTIES-MORE LIKE A S.E.X. ORGY!
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AND LADIES NO OFFENCE BUT MAKE SURE U LOT HAVE MONEY FOR A CAB...........COZ THERE AINT NO POINT STANDING ON THA SIDE OF THA ROAD LOOKIN ALL PREETY....YOU AINT GETTIN NO LIFTS....THA BREHS THINK THERE HOT WITH THERE 2SEATERS........BRACE URSELF...BRING EXTRA CASH!
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TOO THA GUYS WHO RENT CARS.....HMM....YOU HAVE UR CAR FOR LIKE A WEEK....WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U CHURPS THAT CHICK AND SHE WANTS 2 CHECK U A WEEK LATER....AND UR DRIVING HOYOOS FORD FIESTA....SHE AINT GONNA BE HAPPY IS SHE?