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A Sharia court in Dollo in Gedo Region was home to hilarity last week during a couple’s divorce proceedings. Which was understandable, considering the wife’s reasons for requesting a dissolution from the court.

Aisha Jugsodhacay, a housewife and a mother of three, asked the court to dissolve her marriage to Ali MasWeyne because she could not accommodate the size of his penis.

Jugsodhacay told the court that she married MasWeyne after her first marriage failed, reports Shabelle Tribune. She said that before she moved into his house, she was invited to his parents’ house, as per tradition. But it was only when they had sex that she was traumatised.

“When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the court.

Her mother recommended some medication to help her.

“I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she added.

According to her, they had sex again but it became evident that no drug would help and that she cannot remain married to the man.

MasWeyne did not contest her application but told the court that she should repay all the dowry and what he spent during their courtship. He estimated an amount of 60, 000sh ($296).

LOL damn son

I heard a similar story where the wifey goes to see a Dr. after she severely gets damaged by the masweyn. The Dr. Recommends that she asks for divorce.

I threw up my Fanto Abgaal when I heard the story. Damn! Poor lady.

I is died

Mesha ilmo dhan so dhex jibaaxiy karo oo 4kilo ihi..ayaad ii leedhinin qalin yar ba galiy kari waayey.Waxaas wa sheeko....mushkilad mesha taala waa no foreplay.

old women Salool xishoo. dumarka hoostooda waa weeyn tahay miyaa oraneysaa ? islaan yaheey isku xishooo

salool wrote:Mesha ilmo dhan so dhex jibaaxiy karo oo 4kilo ihi..ayaad ii leedhinin qalin yar ba galiy kari waayey.Waxaas wa sheeko....mushkilad mesha taala waa no foreplay.

Salool ...from kibrit to qalin ...hmm i see some evolution!

U know Salool, foreplay cannot solve all...if the motor is dead hours of foreplay wont warm it up.

B.

There was this 16 year old kid on the news who recently got penis reduction surgery to live a normal life. Doctors compared it to american football Or a mayonnaise jar in terms of just girth.

Forget teenage girls, I dont know any whore in hollywood blvd that can take that unless they wanna feel like giving birth, just without the 17 hour labor.

Xoolo Y, du borde följa ditt eget råd och sluta med att berätta för folk om dina äventyr i sängen ,när du förförde din social tant för att få lite extra cash varje månad.

Det här ett forum där alla har rätt att skriva vad de tycker och tänker.Så spara dina moraliska skämt för dig själv.

FieldMarshalMenace wrote: Aisha Jugsodhacay, a housewife and a mother of three, asked the court to dissolve her marriage to Ali MasWeyne because she could not accommodate the size of his penis.

Basra, do you regret being obsessed with it? Already?

salool wrote:Mesha ilmo dhan so dhex jibaaxiy karo oo 4kilo ihi..ayaad ii leedhinin qalin yar ba galiy kari waayey.Waxaas wa sheeko....mushkilad mesha taala waa no foreplay.

Gudniin can cause that in addition to what you said. I heard some niman mindi bay meesha u qaataan on the first night.

Cherine wrote:

salool wrote:Mesha ilmo dhan so dhex jibaaxiy karo oo 4kilo ihi..ayaad ii leedhinin qalin yar ba galiy kari waayey.Waxaas wa sheeko....mushkilad mesha taala waa no foreplay.

Gudniin can cause that in addition to what you said. I heard some niman mindi bay meesha u qaataan on the first night.

What do you think Fijaanka la kala furo is a metaphor for?

Cherine wrote:

salool wrote:Mesha ilmo dhan so dhex jibaaxiy karo oo 4kilo ihi..ayaad ii leedhinin qalin yar ba galiy kari waayey.Waxaas wa sheeko....mushkilad mesha taala waa no foreplay.

Gudniin can cause that in addition to what you said. I heard some niman mindi bay meesha u qaataan on the first night.

To open up the P.

TheblueNwhite wrote:I heard a similar story where the wifey goes to see a Dr. after she severely gets damaged by the masweyn. The Dr. Recommends that she asks for divorce.

I threw up my Fanto Abgaal when I heard the story. Damn! Poor lady.

loooooool wtf is fanto abgaal