I remember back when I was in high school this elderly lady who was my neighbour and good friends with my hoyo and me needed to go talk to her lawyer about some shit and called to ask if my parents were home. I was like nah they at work and she was like damn I really need someone to go to the lawyer with me cuz she only speaks somali her english is dhaciif as fuck. It was summer and I had nothing better to do than play Halo 2, so i was like fuck it this lady always gives me money and is nice to me so I offered to take her. I didn't have a whip back then I couldn't' drive, so I was like ayeeyo we gonna take the bus.
So we go downtown and finish our business. We were taking the subway and sum old lady got on with sum fish that were each 3 feet long. (I'm guessing she came from chinatown). She had like 3 fish wrapped up in sum newspaper shit. The ENTIRE bus smelled like fish wallahi, it was as if Basra unzipped her jeans or something. Everyone was like wtf. Then I shit you not, wallahi on my life, one of the fish came to life and start flopping around. Right beside her was sum Bay St. Banker who got on the subway with us and all that fish slime got on his 2000 dollar suit and this guy was yelling at the lady. A bunch of meadow girls were screaming world star world star and all these white people were screaming. My ayeeyo and I were just dying the whole time like damn this shit too funny. And then what happened next killed us both. The old chinese lady started to take her cane and wack the fish back to death screaming sum next shit in her indho year language LMAO
After that everyone jus randomly went back to their phones and iPodsand I was jus sitting there like wtf did that jus happen..
I seen my fair share of shit like that too. I don't speak af Manchester United, what's chavy supposed to mean
Poor Basra! 