Would I be attractive to them in my 40s? 50s??? Istaqfurulaah. Is there a Muslim Convent I can go live in? and just read my ibaadha? I want nothing but a clean bed sheet, nice comfy mattress, comfy pillow, and a good tuusbaah, and maybe a fellow wadaad companion, like hyperactive. We will live our days pure and pristine, waiting to die.

But Who am I kidding? How can I live without Wikipedia, my aristocratic books from amazon.com, and Youtube --via BBC documentary about Manor houses and English Castles! I believe my happiness depend on this goodies. Perhaps, if I were not a freak by theory, I would be a freak by reality, and then maybe I would digest this harassment with less drama. Can u please pass me La Paris Pudding si'l vous plait?
