2 make a long story short

[Advo]

So it was 3 of us running from the cops in a strange part of town that was unfamiliar to us, it was me, my close friends Hamsa and mohamuud. I don't recall the reason on why we fled on foot but I remember as soon as we lost the cops, we became lost ourselves. With no money and no phones, we had to figure out a plan to get home and it was not long before we had an opportunity present itself. There was a black girl in her car, a young Caribbean chick and we unanimously decided to send the best weapon we had, Hamse, no homo but hamse was a pretty dude, woman young and old found themselves helpless around him. Before he even got to her she had the window down almost anticipating his approach with excitement and kodak smile.

Several minutes later, hamse sealed the deal and convinced the girl to take us back to the otherside of San Diego. She reluctantly agreed and we all got in the car, hamse the hunter sat shotgun as he should, me and mohamuud took the back seat. As we started to move mohamuud started narrating his thoughts orally "man I can't believe she's actually taking us" with a lil laughter. He didn't stop and each comment was funnier and funnier. Now he started directly clowning her "man she got a big head", hamse turned away to hold in the laughter, mohamuud clearly is giving no focks and I tried but couldn't suppress the laughter anymore so I let out a faint "hee hee".

The girl slams her breaks and turns to me like I was at fault and unleashes a torrent of insults my direction "u sonaba b!tch, u think u better than me u black so and so GTFO of my car". This girl really hated me to bypass mohamuud and come at me, the funny thing was she was black as ace herself and she took all the insults from my nygga because he was lightskin. At this moment its clear she was ridden with insecurity and hurting inside. Hamse whispered to her ear and calmed her down, now she wanted him bad and decided we were gonna spend the night at her house and in the morning would drop us off. As much as I hated the plan there was no other option.


Me and mohamuud took the couches, while hamse got the V.I.P treatment. I got knocked out in no time physically drained from the run earlier. About few hours later, I get woken up by visibly shaken hamse and he tells me we got to GTFO asap. I ask why and he answers her brothers came home from the back door and are in the kitchen now, before he finishes one of them already spots us and the other follows. These guys were huge, I am talking NFL sizes, after few seconds of staring contest our natural reflexes sprung into action and we ran, we ran so fast that in no time we lost all signs of those terrifying bastards. However we came to a sudden halt as we realized we forgot to wake up Mohamuud.

With bricks in our hands, we had no choice but return for our man left behind. As we got closer we started hearing screams coming from the house, we both shook our heads wondering what became of the innocent farax or what's left of the nygga. I took the lead and charged in ready to bash atleast one head in but for the second time came to a screeching halt midway. One of the big guys is on the ground holding a bloody nose in pain while the sister comforts him, the other big guy is also on the ground with mohamuud on top of him giving him haymakers. He looks at us and goes "where did u guys go"?. The sister looks at me with absolute hate, anger, and frustration and charges me "u punk ass nygga..its all ur fault" and attempts to hit me but I moved too quickly and fell back wards knocking down everything. Suddenly everyone starts laughing even the guy with the bloody nose and I'm in pain trying to leave before this angry bitch kills me. Prettyboy got money from the chick and we took like several city buses that night just to get to downtown and from there we got a ride from a somali taxi driver back to east daygo where our asses belonged.

[Marques]

So Mohamuud beat up the NFL lookalikes?

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

Don't take this the wrong way dude, but you guys sound like a bunch of niggas.

Running from cops, no car between the three of you and associating with hoodrats and thugs?

NA Somalis are khasaaro

[Grant]

No prize for ragganimo, but I won't quite call you fuley. Well written!

[Advo]

Well obviously I exaggerated, but I wanna write short stories now and hopefully turn it into a book one day.

[Thuganomics]

That was pretty funny really,but what fucked it up was where she gave hamza money to go home after you guys beat up her brothers lol.Also were you guys making fun of her in af Somali in the car or English

[0sman]

Good story. I hope you didn't try to pull another 'TFPOB' on us again.

[Rambie]

A skinny Faraax knocking out a big guy, u could do better.

But still, nice story.

[GAMES]

I think I remember watching this movie too. That's the one with Forrest Whitaker right?

[0sman]

I think I remember watching this movie too. That's the one with Forrest Whitaker right?

I had the feeling all along that Advo was pulling our leg just like that other 'The Fresh Prince of Belair' one he pulled on us a while ago.