daily mail on Somaliland

[LeJusticier]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/trave ... iland.html

[LobsterUnit]

tourism will not flourish up there.

[Libix]

Really? dailYfail warkiisaa noo wadaa LJ?

[LeJusticier]

Really? dailYfail warkiisaa noo wadaa LJ?

Haa abaayo.
xagaad ayaamahan ka dhacday

[LeJusticier]

tourism will not flourish up there.

I don't want tourism out there.

[Libix]

Really? dailYfail warkiisaa noo wadaa LJ?

Haa abaayo.
xagaad ayaamahan ka dhacday

walalkey waan joogay ee adaa lagu waayay. Hargeysa ka dhacdaan maqlee, walba dacas aan summerka meelaha la marmaro ma iikeentay?

[YummyMummy]

Call me crazy, but I'm very averse to tourists & to any oil-hunting glory. Dhibaato waxaanan aheyn ma soo kordhinayaan.

[LeJusticier]

Really? dailYfail warkiisaa noo wadaa LJ?

Haa abaayo.
xagaad ayaamahan ka dhacday

walalkey waan joogay ee adaa lagu waayay. Hargeysa ka dhacdaan maqlee, walba dacas aan summerka meelaha la marmaro ma iikeentay?

loooooooooool sumerka insha allah.

Call me crazy, but I'm very averse to tourists & to any oil-hunting glory. Dhibaato waxaanan aheyn ma soo kordhinayaan.

Adeer tourism waxay wataan dhaqan xumo. We have enough qurbojoog perverts, the likes M2S with his abnormal fancy

[YummyMummy]

^

I saw beerteennii in burco on the qaran news tonight, ayeeyo called to let me know. The weather looks too hot for March laakin...

[waraabe251]

Tourism should be discouraged. Westerners are Savages, they will rape and abuse our children, bring drugs and alcohol as well as indecent exposure. These people are poison, they turned much of Asia and africa into whore houses. Look at Thailand, white people go there to have sex with children

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

"Yes come to Somaliland, the unrecognised part of a wartorn country. Come and see our rather lifeless and arid landscape in all it's dull glory. If you are a fan of history then know that we have absolutely no historic or heritage sights of any interest or consequence - except a 10,000 yr old cave painting that we know fuck all about. Come to our glorious capital Hargeisa where you will be met by a million beggar orphans and random people giving you the stinkeye on Hargeisa's street. You will get to meet our beloved president Ahmed Mohammed Mohamoud Silanyo because apparently any old white person get's a privste audience with the president. If you aren't robbed, raped or both on the unpaved streets of our peaceful capital you can visit one of the thousands of restaurants in the city. You will get to sample a large variety of somali cuisine ranging from baasto and bariis to hilib, baasto and bariis. After sampling the bland and very similar cuisine you get full choice of food poisoning ailments afterwards - the local favourites are watery diarhoea and explosive projectile vomitting. Then once you've recuperated you can visit the coast and if you've survived the poor roads you can stay one of two hotels in Berbera and enjoy the lack of infrastructure.

So come down to Somaliland, Africa's best kept secret (mostly because no one gives a fuck) and experience a truly unmemorable vacation!"


Is that how the pitch is gonna go?