Innate?

[Lamagoodle]

I really don’t care who screws who. I have become indifferent to colour and creed. I am the kind that always utters “what is fifteen for you” when somalis speak about dating/marrying non- somalis.

But sometimes ...

I was at an international airport recently. I had a long flight connection so I took a walk to every corner of the airport. As I was walking towards a pub, I saw this couple coming towards me. She was in her thirties, average height and slightly under weight. She wore some tight jeans and a T-shirt that had the words "love". She portrayed the classical suuro as if she had bathed in the waters of Berde cade. The laafyo was there too as if to mock/ seduce the somali in me. She was approaching her best before date judging by the southward pointing breasts. The guy with her was a white dude; kind of overweight with a beer belly; the kind some ppl call white trash.

Anigaba ma yari. I am almost peaking; arbacuunka ayaan madax la galay

Our eyes meet. The laafyo became more intensive and the suuro very visible as if to tease me.It was as if the suuro and the laafyo were sending the message " aboowe Lamagoodle hab i si". At this stage, I am thinking of rephrasing and singing that old song “ duqaan iska diid dabaal yahaye, anaa da’ ahoo dadaalaye” and her replying “da’ yeertina dadkaad dileeysaane, duqa ii roon ma diidaye”.

Then the dude realises that I am a somali. Intentionally or unintentionally, he puts his tattooed hand on her buttocks as if to tell me “ she is mine bugger”. He repeats this until we were less than a metre from each other and then to add some kind of salt to perhaps my somali pride he shouts “wariyaa nabad”.

She was not my typical kind of woman; inaay lacag leedahay kama muuqanin. Xusul baruur nimcatul fushuuqna ma ahayn. She was just caato qooqan with her breasts pointing southwards all the way to the cape of good hope. She was also mugdi ka nuur and she did not have the kub. If she was in Somalia other women would have prayed for her “abooto xaawo abaay faadumo rasuul “

Yet somehow, I felt she belonged in the arms of this Lamagoodle. Mind you, even if she had said I am all yours for the taking, I wouldn’t even have dared to ask her “ kaale aan quraan quuto quuto kugu akhriye”.

I guess there is an innate animal behaviour which makes us feel closer to those we feel we share a lot in common with.

[HorseedS]

It was as if the suuro and the laafyo were sending the message " aboowe Lamagoodle hab i si". At this stage, I am thinking of rephrasing and singing that old song “ duqaan iska diid dabaal yahaye, anaa da’ ahoo dadaalaye” and her replying “da’ yeertina dadkaad dileeysaane, duqa ii roon ma diidaye”.

Good shid big bro.

[SaciidAyanleh]

Why does this come off as 50 Shades of Grey for Faraxs oday ah oo bidaar leh?

Nigga, if Somali men bought ebooks you'd be caking it.

[Lamagoodle]

Horseed, do you always feel a somali? or are you like me and it takes what I explained to become one temporarily?

SaciidAyaanleh; it is hundred shades of Somalinimo.

What do you mean by " if somali men bought ebooks you'd be caking it"?

[GAMES]

LooL whenever I see a Xalimo with an Ajanabi, I just look away or cross the street or pretend like I haven't seen it.

[SaciidAyanleh]

Horseed, do you always feel a somali? or are you like me and it takes what I explained to become one temporarily?

SaciidAyaanleh; it is hundred shades of Somalinimo.

What do you mean by " if somali men bought ebooks you'd be caking it"?

Bored white, housewives have created an industry that makes multi-millionaires out of hobbyists.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E._L._Jame ... es_trilogy

[Lamagoodle]

Siciid, I am slow. I have been suffering from madax faluuq. So are you saying that I should write a novel for the unhappy somali housewife and cash on it?

Somali housewives are not bored, so I guess there is no money to make there.

[Idman702]

If she was by herself you wouldn't feel that. Leave it to Somali men to think they own us. A girl will get to the age of 35 and no one will even glance at her but lord help us all the minute she marries ajnabi, somali men want to save the damsel in distress.

[Lamagoodle]

If she was by herself you wouldn't feel that. Leave it to Somali men to think they own us. A girl will get to the age of 35 and no one will even glance at her but lord help us all the minute she marries ajnabi, somali men want to save the damsel in distress.

Waa sidaasi. That is the gist of this piece. Something about human behaviour. I guess it goes both ways though. We become somalis when others enter our ocean.

[Cherine]

Dumarka soo meydaan diidin oo soo meydaan wanaajin waayin.....daa ninkaas cad hayska dugsateey.

[Lamagoodle]

Dumarka soo meydaan diidin oo soo meydaan wanaajin waayin.....daa ninkaas cad hayska dugsateey.

Cherine, it goes both ways inadeerey. I remember a few years ago when a pick-up line for a guy was " I am dating a non-somali".

Invoking the "ajnabi" card is a magnet for both women and men.

There is also a political dimension; tell somalis that there is another country/ethnicity that is a threat to them, and they will sing soomaaliyey toosow..

[0sman]

I really don’t care who screws who. I have become indifferent to colour and creed. I am the kind that always utters “what is fifteen for you” when somalis speak about dating/marrying non- somalis.

But sometimes ...

I was at an international airport recently. I had a long flight connection so I took a walk to every corner of the airport. As I was talking towards a pub, I saw this couple coming towards me. She was in her thirties, average height and slightly overweight. She wore some tight jeans and a T-shirt that had the words "love". She portrayed the classical suuro as if she had bathed in the waters of Berde cade. The laafyo was there too as if to mock/ seduce the somali in me. She was approaching her best before date judging by the southward pointing breasts. The guy with her was a white dude; kind of overweight with a beer belly; the kind some ppl call white trash.

Anigaba ma yari. I am almost peaking; arbacuunka ayaan madax la galay

Our eyes meet. The laafyo became more intensive and the suuro very visible as if to tease me.It was as if the suuro and the laafyo were sending the message " aboowe Lamagoodle hab i si". At this stage, I am thinking of rephrasing and singing that old song “ duqaan iska diid dabaal yahaye, anaa da’ ahoo dadaalaye” and her replying “da’ yeertina dadkaad dileeysaane, duqa ii roon ma diidaye”.

Then the dude realises that I am a somali. Intentionally or unintentionally, he puts his tattooed hand on her buttocks as if to tell me “ she is mine bugger”. He repeats this until we were less than a metre from each other and then to add some kind of salt to perhaps my somali pride he shouts “wariyaa nabad”.

She was not my typical kind of woman; inaay lacag leedahay kama muuqanin. Xusul baruur nimcatul fushuuqna ma ahayn. She was just caato qooqan with her breasts pointing southwards all the way to the cape of good hope. She was also mugdi ka nuur and she did not have the kub. If she was in Somalia other women would have prayed for her “abooto xaawo abaay faadumo rasuul “

Yet somehow, I felt she belonged in the arms of this Lamagoodle. Mind you, even if she had said I am all yours for the taking, I wouldn’t even have dared to ask her “ kaale aan quraan quuto quuto kugu akhriye”.

I guess there is an innate animal behaviour which makes us feel closer to those we feel we share a lot in common with.

Ustaad Lamagoodlow, I don't mean qarxis but which one was she? Slightly overweight or caato?

Good read by the way. And you're right, that innate animal behavior you mentioned that makes us closer to our kind is in all of us, well at least most of us, I think.

[Lamagoodle]

Osmanoow, saaxib typo. She was caato qooqan. Gaalada nimcatul fashquuq lama tuso

Weli ma aadan indho beelin. Good observation. Corrected it; slightly underweight

[Cherine]

caato as in dub iyo harag mise acceptable caato lol

[Sophisticate]

Hello Lamgoodle,

This is a case of "yearning for what you cannot have." Trust me the moment one is not sought after is the moment when they become less desirable.