The Prozac effect

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:19 am

You are a typical somali man of mature age. There is nothing special about you; lugo baasto, shaf dooro/digaag etc. You are not the stereotypical stout black man although you think that nin kaa shidan ilaahey maba abuurin. You are a somali afterall.

You are in the heartland of Africa. Suddenly, you become attractive to the Xaawaleys of this part of the world because they view you as different; probably they also think you are loaded in the department of wallet stoutness. In this part of the world, success is measured by the colour of your skin. Not that your correspondent is light skinned, He is somali black. You never ask “caanahaaga meeqa la gadaa” because you know that in this part of the world, abject poverty will even make a stone sexy.

Then at breakfast, you notice a middle-aged xaawaley from Asia looking at you and taking notes. You have a sense of fear; toloow ma jaajusbaa? She smiles when she notices that you are also watching her. She continues with whatever she is doing and you keep wondering "war nagtani maxaa ku daba dhigey".

10 minutes later, she puts a paper on your breakfast table. You take the paper and look at it. You notice that she was drawing you; a cartoon, a caricature but a funny one with the signature; Yuko and the words “ you look like god”.

What a way to start your day.

Sophisticate · Post by **Sophisticate** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:28 am

Lamagoodle were you stolen away by naag indoyar. :tocry:

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:31 am

sophisticate wrote:Lamagoodle were you stolen away by naag indoyar.

No, Sophisticated! She left after handing me the note. I guess, I will meet her later today in the lobby. I am curious.

She could be just a crazy woman.

0sman · Post by **0sman** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:32 am

Is the middle-aged Xaawaley from Asia an Asian or a Somali/African that lived in Asia for a while?

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:33 am

0sman wrote:Is the middle-aged Xaawaley from Asia an Asian or a Somali/African that lived in Asia for a while?

Waa indho-yar asali ah saaxib. She looked like a young Yuko Uno. I think she is from Japan.

0sman · Post by **0sman** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:35 am

May be it's your lucky day, awoowe. Nimcatul fashuuqda dhex dabaalo, inagana inoo soo niyoo.

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:41 am

0sman wrote:May be it's your lucky day, awoowe. Nimcatul fashuuqda dhex dabaalo, inagana inoo soo niyoo.

Saaxib, indho-yarta kama heli; waa wada caato. Marqaanku markii uu bariga dhexe maraayana gufac aan loo adkeeysan karin ayaa sida Tsunamida kuu weerarayo. Aniga xageeyga waa xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq; cadar iyo unsi smell is also a complementary. Laakin meher iyo waxaan loo joogin ayaay la soo shir tagayaan. Caku!!! Is aqaad qaad badanaa dumarkeenu!

Sophisticate · Post by **Sophisticate** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:42 am

Lamagoodle wrote:
sophisticate wrote:Lamagoodle were you stolen away by naag indoyar.
No, Sophisticated! She left after handing me the note. I guess, I will meet her later today in the lobby. I am curious.

She could be just a crazy woman.

We hope she's crazy. We can't lose a gem like you. I hope you still find middle aged Xaliimos palatable.

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:46 am

sophisticate wrote:
Lamagoodle wrote:
sophisticate wrote:Lamagoodle were you stolen away by naag indoyar.
No, Sophisticated! She left after handing me the note. I guess, I will meet her later today in the lobby. I am curious.

She could be just a crazy woman.
We hope she's crazy. We can't lose a gem like you. I hope you still find middle aged Xaliimos palatable.

Thanks. Middle aged somali women are hard to find though; they are either young or old ( romour has it that somali women are always under 30 or cajuuso). There is no middle ground. Middle aged woman does not exist in the somali langauge.

If you find them ( rich and educated) in your neck of the world, give them my CV.

0sman · Post by **0sman** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:47 am

Lamagoodle wrote:
0sman wrote:May be it's your lucky day, awoowe. Nimcatul fashuuqda dhex dabaalo, inagana inoo soo niyoo.
Saaxib, indho-yarta kama heli; waa wada caato. Marqaanku markii uu bariga dhexe maraayana gufac aan loo adkeeysan karin ayaa sida Tsunamida kuu weerarayo. Aniga xageeyga waa xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq; cadar iyo unsi smell is also a complementary. Laakin meher iyo waxaan loo joogin ayaay la soo shir tagayaan. Caku!!! Is aqaad qaad badanaa dumarkeenu!

Allaylehe raggu wuu wada go'ay! Waa taan maalinkii dhexdaas aheyd ka hadlayey eh, wixii baashaal ah waa xagga kale, markey guur soo gaartana waa xaggeena, Faaraxyaasha! Filinkaa goor horaan ka gaashaantay ee yaan lagu gaadin, sxb. lol

PS: Some Asian chicks can be quiet hot though. I don't want ruin the thread with 'xaaxish' pics but I know what I am talking about, awoowe.

Idman702 · Post by **Idman702** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:48 am

What would you do if xusul baruur handed you note?

Maa buraantahay mise caato aya tahay (Luugo Bastos iyo xusul geel)?

Post by **PLATINUUM** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:49 am

god? xaraam!

but i LOL'd way too hard at the "war nagtani maxaa ku daba dhigey". somali mixed with english is always funny af.

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:51 am

Antijuli wrote:What would you do if xusul baruur handed you note?

Maa buraantahay mise caato aya tahay (Luugo Bastos iyo xusul geel)?

Depends. If she is a somali I would of course pursue and start the hunt.

Caato ayaay ahayd. saas uma weyneen oo weli ilkihii waay ku yaaleen

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:53 am

0sman wrote:
Lamagoodle wrote:
0sman wrote:May be it's your lucky day, awoowe. Nimcatul fashuuqda dhex dabaalo, inagana inoo soo niyoo.
Saaxib, indho-yarta kama heli; waa wada caato. Marqaanku markii uu bariga dhexe maraayana gufac aan loo adkeeysan karin ayaa sida Tsunamida kuu weerarayo. Aniga xageeyga waa xusul baruur, nimcatul fashuuq; cadar iyo unsi smell is also a complementary. Laakin meher iyo waxaan loo joogin ayaay la soo shir tagayaan. Caku!!! Is aqaad qaad badanaa dumarkeenu!
Allaylehe raggu wuu wada go'ay! Waa taan maalinkii dhexdaas aheyd ka hadlayey eh, wixii baashaal ah waa xagga kale, markey guur soo gaartana waa xaggeena, Faaraxyaasha! Filinkaa goor horaan ka gaashaantay ee yaan lagu gaadin, sxb. lol

PS: Some Asian chicks can be quiet hot though. I don't want ruin the thread with 'xaaxish' pics but I know what I am talking about, awoowe.

Osman; saaxib; naagaha soomaalidda waa yaab. Express limited is out of the question; when they see you, they see dough.

Yes, Asian women could be hot; laakin when the going gets going waa qamiir; booso neero

Empirically deduced. Waxaay ku fiican yihiin oo kale waa la xambaari karaa

Post by **Lamagoodle** » Sun Mar 22, 2015 1:55 am

PLATINUUM wrote:god? xaraam!

but i LOL'd way too hard at the "war nagtani maxaa ku daba dhigey". somali mixed with english is always funny af.

Xaaram maxaa meesha keenay? god with a small g is not the same as God with a big G

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