EvolSyawla wrote:Prepare for quraan-saar.

One time my family thought I was possessed by jinnz bcuz I was deliberately acting strange so I could be sent back to my former city that I missed. They called in the wadaadz (one who had personal grudges against me). Once they came through the door they started doing warm up push ups and muscle stretches. I even heard small war cries and immediately knew I was not about that life.
I tried to confess and say it was a hoax, but the shiekh who wanted to settle scores turned to another shiek and was like "akh the jins are getting more sophisticated" and proceeded the assault but when the beating got lil too much I knew I had to come up with a plan. the wadaads were convinced I was possessed and were not gonna let me get out of a good ole exorcism. They kept on saying war ka bax wiilka, isa sheeg yaa tahay, maxaad naga soo doontey etc..
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as they're throwing kicks, punches and headbuds, I would have been knocked unconscious if they weren't frail suufis.
So I was like fock it, I started displaying characters on purpose maybe this will stop the assaults. one was a chinese jinni women who I ran over at a stop light. Another was a reer baadiye jinni guy who i did wrong at some point in my life. I embraced these characters to the T, I started speaking fake chinese, shouting made up nursery ryhmes etc, after a while I made those personalities promise to leave and never return.
The wadaads left after they felt I was no longer housing foreign entities, this is when I realized never troll the family.
