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I have been practicing acting in my own privacy for 3 years now.

I can cry at the drop of a hat
I can laugh hysterically the same
I have practiced dying scenes (natural, murder, drowning)
I mock rob corner stones (in my head)

Yesterday while walking I suddenly thought how would I react to being shot by a long range rifle on my shoulder. So I jerked like ricky from boys in the hood, hit the ground while holding my wound screaming "whyyyyyyyy"

I nailed it even though white folks thought I was crazy

So...my younger siblings do this sometimes.

Are you sure you don't have a jinn? (That's what religious ppl will say)...And What if your mom walks in on you writhing in bed, crying from "a heartbreak after someone just died" scene.


Prepare for quraan-saar.

EvolSyawla wrote:Prepare for quraan-saar.

One time my family thought I was possessed by jinnz bcuz I was deliberately acting strange so I could be sent back to my former city that I missed. They called in the wadaadz (one who had personal grudges against me). Once they came through the door they started doing warm up push ups and muscle stretches. I even heard small war cries and immediately knew I was not about that life.

I tried to confess and say it was a hoax, but the shiekh who wanted to settle scores turned to another shiek and was like "akh the jins are getting more sophisticated" and proceeded the assault but when the beating got lil too much I knew I had to come up with a plan. the wadaads were convinced I was possessed and were not gonna let me get out of a good ole exorcism. They kept on saying war ka bax wiilka, isa sheeg yaa tahay, maxaad naga soo doontey etc..


I am looking up as they're throwing kicks, punches and headbuds, I would have been knocked unconscious if they weren't frail suufis.


So I was like fock it, I started displaying characters on purpose maybe this will stop the assaults. one was a chinese jinni women who I ran over at a stop light. Another was a reer baadiye jinni guy who i did wrong at some point in my life. I embraced these characters to the T, I started speaking fake chinese, shouting made up nursery ryhmes etc, after a while I made those personalities promise to leave and never return.


The wadaads left after they felt I was no longer housing foreign entities, this is when I realized never troll the family.

If that story is true!! loool


I wish someone recorded it. Hilarious.

I don't want the world laughing at me, im sure we all made similar mistake.

Advo wrote:

EvolSyawla wrote:Prepare for quraan-saar.

One time my family thought I was possessed by jinnz bcuz I was deliberately acting strange so I could be sent back to my former city that I missed. They called in the wadaadz (one who had personal grudges against me). Once they came through the door they started doing warm up push ups and muscle stretches. I even heard small war cries and immediately knew I was not about that life.

I tried to confess and say it was a hoax, but the shiekh who wanted to settle scores turned to another shiek and was like "akh the jins are getting more sophisticated" and proceeded the assault but when the beating got lil too much I knew I had to come up with a plan. the wadaads were convinced I was possessed and were not gonna let me get out of a good ole exorcism. They kept on saying war ka bax wiilka, isa sheeg yaa tahay, maxaad naga soo doontey etc..


I am looking up as they're throwing kicks, punches and headbuds, I would have been knocked unconscious if they weren't frail suufis.


So I was like fock it, I started displaying characters on purpose maybe this will stop the assaults. one was a chinese jinni women who I ran over at a stop light. Another was a reer baadiye jinni guy who i did wrong at some point in my life. I embraced these characters to the T, I started speaking fake chinese, shouting made up nursery ryhmes etc, after a while I made those personalities promise to leave and never return.


The wadaads left after they felt I was no longer housing foreign entities, this is when I realized never troll the family.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

I am a class actor.. The jiin story always ends bad lying is not worth those wadads can throw blows

Advo everytime I hear qul hii alah naafaru miin nal jiin I can't help but laugh ilhay ha ii dembi daafo especially during taraawiih

EvolSyawla wrote:So...my younger siblings do this sometimes.

Are you sure you don't have a jinn? (That's what religious ppl will say)...And What if your mom walks in on you writhing in bed, crying from "a heartbreak after someone just died" scene.


Prepare for quraan-saar.

Hollywood actors, the really good ones, summon the jinns to help with their performances. The likes of Jack Nicholson, Denzel Washington, and the late Robin Williams.

Walahi You lot are crazy to even pretend Jinn possession. That shit shouldn't be messed about with. AcudubilAllah.

I considered it though I've never pretended to be possessed

There's actually a website for extras, thought it could be a fun hobby, even found some jobs looking specifically for Somalis

But then you wonder where would such a career take you, probably in a love scene with your aabo dying of a heart attack so....

I've been in a couple short films.

I was in a Zimbabwean soap opera;

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I've taken a drama class in H.S.