I never knew qaxootis had such game

[SolidCamel]

So I met this Faarax, just came from Xamar 2 weeks ago. He's 23. I met him at shiisha spot and he was by himself so me and my friends asked him to join. I took a liking to the dude and we exchanged numbers with the guy and told him we'd show him around town.

Fast forward to today, I see this guy at a Somali university event. The guy says waddup and tells me to watch. He then goes on to mack on literally 30 xalimos. I saw him with a group of 10, just charming them and all. I was stunned. He then took the finest xalimo there and asked her to leave with him to his place, and she obliged. The nigga then came up to me with her and asked for a ride. I was like

He then looked at me and said welcome to Canada

I've never seen a Somali with such game. Who knew being a qaxooti could be the ultimate trump card

[RoobleAlWaliid]

it was all a dream...

[Otherbrother]

looool Sahib, thats all they do back home. Hardly any jobs anywhere, all they do is move to girls and dance at "restaurants" I was shocked when I went back, they are smooth dudes. lol

[AbdiJohnson]

I noticed this too in Edmonton but they only approach fellow fob women. Fobs are comfortable with each other when they are a minority in a setting. They cling on each other.

But yes they are womanizers

I am,

Abdi Johnson

[SolidCamel]

looool Sahib, thats all they do back home. Hardly any jobs anywhere, all they do is move to girls and dance at "restaurants" I was shocked when I went back, they are smooth dudes. lol

Lol it was crazy bro, even seen him smooth talkin a girl with niqab. He didn't not take a single L I don't think

[HorseedS]

So while the guy was getting girls you were sitting like a duck watching him instead of getting xalimos too? Take this L.

[gedo_gurl]

Shiisha will burn a hole in your lungs. One pull is equal to a strong cigarette and smoking it when it's burned out will burn your lung like nothing. Don't play with you health. I feel sorry for this guy who escaped Xamar only to discover shiisha. His life expectancy was better there.

[HorseedS]

Shiisha will burn a hole in your lungs. One pull is equal to a strong cigarette and smoking it when it's burned out will burn your lung like nothing. Don't play with you health. I feel sorry for this guy who escaped Xamar only to discover shiisha. His life expectancy was better there.

Shiisha is smoked everywhere tbh and, I'm sure he smoked some in Ugandishu.

[gedo_gurl]

It would have been harder to come by. There is no regular access to a 'nightlife' in Xamar and people rarely spend their money on such frivolities. Those shiisha cafe's cater mostly to repatriates.

[Methylamine]

I need to see these Edmonton fobs for myself, they seem like a riot. The few ones in Ottawack are hella miskeen and keep to themselves

[SolidCamel]

Shiisha will burn a hole in your lungs. One pull is equal to a strong cigarette and smoking it when it's burned out will burn your lung like nothing. Don't play with you health. I feel sorry for this guy who escaped Xamar only to discover shiisha. His life expectancy was better there.

I just drink shah and play cards

[SolidCamel]

So while the guy was getting girls you were sitting like a duck watching him instead of getting xalimos too? Take this L.

I've been winning with the ladies sxb, I let him collect his first North American dubs.

[gedo_gurl]

Shiisha will burn a hole in your lungs. One pull is equal to a strong cigarette and smoking it when it's burned out will burn your lung like nothing. Don't play with you health. I feel sorry for this guy who escaped Xamar only to discover shiisha. His life expectancy was better there.

I just drink shah and play cards

Smart man

[26June1960]

Shiisha will burn a hole in your lungs. One pull is equal to a strong cigarette and smoking it when it's burned out will burn your lung like nothing. Don't play with you health. I feel sorry for this guy who escaped Xamar only to discover shiisha. His life expectancy was better there.

I just drink shah and play cards

Smart man

How is he a smart man? Last time I knew, second-hand smoke was as bad as the one actually doing the smoking.

[gedo_gurl]

Very true and I take it back. AcuudubiLaahi life is short enough as it is.