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There's this lady I work with, she's very beautiful and intelligent. Problem is, she's taken. By a f-king Pakistani (walahi these guys have game somehow). But I see the way she acts around me. If I had to guess, she's feeling me. Crazy thing is she's never mentioned this guy. Not once, I only know through a mutual friend. How do I KO this clown and claim her? She's honestly a dime. Half Somali quarter Philipino quarter Eritrean (crazy I know). I'm on the verge of breakthrough here. Normally I'd respect relationship boundaries but na, fuck these Pakistanis. There's an epidemic of these niggas taking our women (or any black girls) in Deadmonton.

This thread needs Menace.

Get 6 packs
Have visible dimples
Have a cute smile
Be over 6'0
Have curly hair (optional)
Be athletic
Smell good




And for the love of God stay away from menace, he will try to liberate her

Idman702 wrote:Get 6 packs
Have visible dimples
Have a cute smile
Be over 6'0
Have curly hair (optional)
Be athletic
Smell good




And for the love of God stay away from menace, he will try to liberate her

Check mark after check mark.

He just pmed me, he's on his way

SolidCamel wrote:

Idman702 wrote:Get 6 packs
Have visible dimples
Have a cute smile
Be over 6'0
Have curly hair (optional)
Be athletic
Smell good




And for the love of God stay away from menace, he will try to liberate her

Check mark after check mark.

He just pmed me, he's on his way

Solid do you want a long lasting relationship with her?

If you take menace's advice (yo menace we are cool, don't get mad boo) she will probably get a restraining order from you. Why do you think all his liberations live in different countries?

Welp thats hopeless.

See somali guys (atleast from what I've seen) tend to have feminine features and just look awkward in general. You need to depend on your personality rather then your looks. but developing your looks might help a bit. paki guys (atleast in toronto) have so much game and they mimic Jamaicans almost to a T. even the punjabi ones lol. that jaw line, exoticness and coupled with the swag some of them come with is just
you can't steal her is if ..

1) maybe she's dating him because she's not into black men.

2) He's obviously insanely attractive so you have no chance.


anyways good luck friend. may the odds be ever in your favour.

Idman702 wrote:

SolidCamel wrote:

Idman702 wrote:Get 6 packs
Have visible dimples
Have a cute smile
Be over 6'0
Have curly hair (optional)
Be athletic
Smell good




And for the love of God stay away from menace, he will try to liberate her

Check mark after check mark.

He just pmed me, he's on his way

Solid do you want a long lasting relationship with her?

If you take menace's advice (yo menace we are cool, don't get mad boo) she will probably get a restraining order from you. Why do you think all his liberations live in different countries?

If I can't be with KTS (sigh) then yes, she will be a solid second option like Klay Thompson.

Menace did something right, he is married

KnowThySelf23 wrote:Welp thats hopeless.

See somali guys (atleast from what I've seen) tend to have feminine features and just look awkward in general. You need to depend on your personality rather then your looks. but developing your looks might help a bit. paki guys (atleast in toronto) have so much game and they mimic Jamaicans almost to a T. even the punjabi ones lol. that jaw line, exoticness and coupled with the swag some of them come with is just
you can't steal her is if ..

1) maybe she's dating him because she's not into black men.

2) He's obviously insanely attractive so you have no chance.


anyways good luck friend. may the odds be ever in your favour.

She's 6 foot (nearly) and this clown is 5'8... I'll give him props but still...

I disagree about the feminine features thing lol wtf. Interesting

^ lol

"paki guys (atleast in toronto) have so much game and they mimic Jamaicans almost to a T. even the punjabi ones lol. that jaw line, exoticness and coupled with the swag some of them come with is just"

*barff* Chinguacousy. Have you ever been there? They weren't horrible looking, but No way would I pick one over a black guy. lool Somalis may have their foreheads, but if we feed them well they end up not looking so bad!



P.S How do you know she wasn't just being friendly? Somali guys think a smile means come and get me.

SolidCamel wrote:

KnowThySelf23 wrote:Welp thats hopeless.

See somali guys (atleast from what I've seen) tend to have feminine features and just look awkward in general. You need to depend on your personality rather then your looks. but developing your looks might help a bit. paki guys (atleast in toronto) have so much game and they mimic Jamaicans almost to a T. even the punjabi ones lol. that jaw line, exoticness and coupled with the swag some of them come with is just
you can't steal her is if ..

1) maybe she's dating him because she's not into black men.

2) He's obviously insanely attractive so you have no chance.


anyways good luck friend. may the odds be ever in your favour.

She's 6 foot (nearly) and this clown is 5'8... I'll give him props but still...

I disagree about the feminine features thing lol wtf. Interesting

LOL wtf she's taller then him? thats mad embarrassing!!!! how tall are you? that might be your way of one upping him.

LOL i was kidding about the features thing.....kinda

EvilSaliva my dear, she texts me a lot about non work related things. The way she acts around me too... I'm a body language doctor and I'm getting the vibes.

I'm ready to make a move soon. Who knew Half Somali, quarter Philippino, quarter Eritrean would be such a deadly combo

EvolSyawla wrote:^ lol

"paki guys (atleast in toronto) have so much game and they mimic Jamaicans almost to a T. even the punjabi ones lol. that jaw line, exoticness and coupled with the swag some of them come with is just"

*barff* Chinguacousy. Have you ever been there? They weren't horrible looking, but No way would I pick one over a black guy. lool Somalis may have their foreheads, but if we feed them well they end up not looking so bad!



P.S How do you know she wasn't just being friendly? Somali guys think a smile means come and get me.

^


lol yea, i mean some are really ugly, but some of them look . but there very few. the ones I'm talking about look abit but like afghans. you know those ones?

but yea i agree, never over a black guy...but some people are self hating . not saying that this is the case, but that could be a reason.

It is called office flirting and since you fell for her tricks, from now on, she might consider you as hablaha walaalkood, but don't despair because there is a remedy. If you have a sophisticated qallanjo Xalima friend and who is better looking than her, ask her to come over to your place of work and flirt with you while she is around. Pretend you are not interested on the Halima. Afterwards, she might think that you are more interesting than the Paki guy and will be very curious to ask you who she was. Ku shub sheekada Somalinet.

How do you feel romancing hambada/leftovers of Pakis?

KnowThySelf23 wrote:

SolidCamel wrote:

KnowThySelf23 wrote:Welp thats hopeless.

See somali guys (atleast from what I've seen) tend to have feminine features and just look awkward in general. You need to depend on your personality rather then your looks. but developing your looks might help a bit. paki guys (atleast in toronto) have so much game and they mimic Jamaicans almost to a T. even the punjabi ones lol. that jaw line, exoticness and coupled with the swag some of them come with is just
you can't steal her is if ..

1) maybe she's dating him because she's not into black men.

2) He's obviously insanely attractive so you have no chance.


anyways good luck friend. may the odds be ever in your favour.

She's 6 foot (nearly) and this clown is 5'8... I'll give him props but still...

I disagree about the feminine features thing lol wtf. Interesting

LOL wtf she's taller then him? thats mad embarrassing!!!! how tall are you? that might be your way of one upping him.

LOL i was kidding about the features thing.....kinda

I know... I don't get it. I'm 6'2-6'3.

He's winning somehow...

Machiavelli2 wrote:It is called office flirting and since you fell for her tricks, from now on, she might consider you as hablaha walaalkood, but don't despair because there is a remedy. If you have a sophisticated qallanjo Xalima friend and who is better looking than her, ask her to come over to your place of work and flirt with you while she is around. Pretend you are not interested on the Halima. Afterwards, she might think that you are more interesting than the Paki guy and will be very curious to ask you who she was. Ku shub sheekada Somalinet.

How do you feel romancing hambada/leftovers of Pakis?

It's more of a... One could call it Liberation

We've hung out outside of work. This ain't office flirting