How would you feel if squatters were in your house?

[FAH1223]

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/28835670/s ... -take-over

This guy emptied out his house, prepared to sell it and then went back to it after a couple months to discover a couple living there. They said they were renting from a guy with the same name as the owner but they're in there rent free

I would shut off the water to get rid of them. I remember two years ago I was helping my parents sell our old house while my father was in Somalia and when he came back, the first fear was squatters. I even drove by it one night before the sale two years ago and there was a rental truck in the drive way. Had me like and I went inside to make sure no one was in there.

[HorseedS]

No hesitation I'd spray them

[EvolSyawla]

lol.... Turn off the water? Hmm...Wouldn't it be useful to bring askari and involve dowlada hoose?

What is the legal process (If any?)..

[GAMES]

Give 'em 2 days to pack their stuff and move out. If they are still there after the 2 days, I am going there with a GUN and pointing it at their FACE and tell them to LEAVE NOW, NACALAA IDINKU TAALO.

@EvolSyawla, the eviction process takes time and money. If you call the COPS and the squatters have a fake lease agreement, then there is nothing the cops can do. It's ur words against theirs. They'd tell you to goto a civil court and start the eviction process.

Best thing to do is to shoot 'em on sight and then make up a story about how they attacked u, and u were in fear for ur life. Make sure u also have one of those illegal
street guns with no serial # and get their finger prints on the gun.

[GAMES]

Oh, I would also hire that FAT Buraanbur chick as my defense attorney, since she has a PhD and claims to be smart.

[EvolSyawla]

Give 'em 2 days to pack their stuff and move out. If they are still there after the 2 days, I am going there with a GUN and pointing it at their FACE and tell them to LEAVE NOW, NACALAA IDINKU TAALO.

@EvolSyawla, the eviction process takes time and money. If you call the COPS and the squatters have a fake lease agreement, then there is nothing the cops can do. It's ur words against theirs. They'd tell you to goto a civil court and start the eviction process.

Best thing to do is to shoot 'em on sight and then make up a story about how they attacked u, and u were in fear for ur life. Make sure u also have one of those illegal
street guns with no serial # and get their finger prints on the gun.

Thanks. Traitor.

lol @ finger prints. We do not live in a society with the facilities to scan finger prints.

I like to think squatters are innocent people looking for a place to rent. I'd kick them out yes, but I'd go after this so called real estate agent.

[Buraanbur]

Oh, I would also hire that FAT Buraanbur chick as my defense attorney, since she has a PhD and claims to be smart.

Reer geedo aren't fat tho. It's usually Reer biyo kuluul who got a tummy bigger than a woman who's 2 weeks past due. I'm glad you have such faith in me, but I'd be chillin in the gallery while they whisk you off to jail.

As for the topic, I'd burn the whole place down and claim the insurance.

[GAMES]

Give 'em 2 days to pack their stuff and move out. If they are still there after the 2 days, I am going there with a GUN and pointing it at their FACE and tell them to LEAVE NOW, NACALAA IDINKU TAALO.

@EvolSyawla, the eviction process takes time and money. If you call the COPS and the squatters have a fake lease agreement, then there is nothing the cops can do. It's ur words against theirs. They'd tell you to goto a civil court and start the eviction process.

Best thing to do is to shoot 'em on sight and then make up a story about how they attacked u, and u were in fear for ur life. Make sure u also have one of those illegal
street guns with no serial # and get their finger prints on the gun.

Thanks. Traitor.

lol @ finger prints. We do not live in a society with the facilities to scan finger prints.

I like to think squatters are innocent people looking for a place to rent. I'd kick them out yes, but I'd go after this so called real estate agent.

I am really sorry for that incident earlier, I was under the influence and blacked out. Won't happen again, it's a promise.

And as for the squatters being innocent and looking for a place to stay, well I am sorry, ur innocence means nothing when u break and enter into someone's house and live there.

[GAMES]

Oh, I would also hire that FAT Buraanbur chick as my defense attorney, since she has a PhD and claims to be smart.

Reer geedo aren't fat tho. It's usually Reer biyo kuluul who got a tummy bigger than a woman who's 2 weeks past due. I'm glad you have such faith in me, but I'd be chillin in the gallery while they whisk you off to jail.

As for the topic, I'd burn the whole place down and claim the insurance.

B.S,. I've been around enough Xalimos who smoked, the first thing they do when they get the munchies is to make a beeline to the nearest Wendy's or Mc'Ds and stuff their face with cheese burgers.

I do alot of physically intensive and demanding jobs, so I have no calool.

[eliteSomali]

Beat them until they collapse then call an ambulance for them.

[Buraanbur]

Oh, I would also hire that FAT Buraanbur chick as my defense attorney, since she has a PhD and claims to be smart.

Reer geedo aren't fat tho. It's usually Reer biyo kuluul who got a tummy bigger than a woman who's 2 weeks past due. I'm glad you have such faith in me, but I'd be chillin in the gallery while they whisk you off to jail.

As for the topic, I'd burn the whole place down and claim the insurance.

B.S,. I've been around enough Xalimos who smoked, the first thing they do when they get the munchies is to make a beeline to the nearest Wendy's or Mc'Ds and stuff their face with cheese burgers.

I do alot of physically intensive and demanding jobs, so I have no calool.

People still go to McDonald's?

Btw, I don't blaze. Just 'cause I recommended you switch over to reefer doesn't mean I partake in the activity. However, I support its legalization and prefer a stoner to someone who downs a bottle every night.

[original dervish]

You two clearly fancy each other......your at it in every thread.

[Thuganomics]

Their was this white guy who had this very problem in my area with a commercial property he owned.He tried to legally evict them.He was told it would be a long and costly process which could take upto six months.So what he did was pay some local gangster (Somali).They left the same night they had the visit .Nobody got hurt and everybody was happy bar the squatters

[Advo]

Id move in too, if I can't kick them out might as well live with them. Im a horrible guest and even more shittier roommate. Knowing me I'll probably

Spill ketchup on the couch within 10 minutes

Open tuna cans by the trash can, cus ill always shoot and miss :meles

Urine stains on the toilet seat

Watch movies all night while they sleep up stairs


Eat up all their food, complain about unpaid cable and internet bills and always make them remember they live under my roof.

If the wife is hot, id probably smash

[Bella18]

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