I was the king of Dodgeball.
I remember it was the last day of school... 5th graders vs 6th graders.
I was the last 5th grader still on the court... and I was facing 4 or 5 6th graders. I beat them all

It was the day I became a man.... a few weeks later.... I started puberty.... I am convinced that karbaash I gave to the 6th graders gave me the testosterone boost to start my puberty
I am,
Abdi "My last victim was an Arab falafel" Johnson