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Learn Chinese in 5 Mins

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:52 pm
by ToTTy_GyaL_
Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

ENGLISH PHRASE CHINESE TRANSLATION

Are you harboring a fugitive?>> Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P>> Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man>> Dum Gai

Small Horse >> Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!>> No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? >>Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table >> Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift >> Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here>> Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?>> Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution>> Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet>> Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone>> No Pah King

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena Song?>> Wai Yu Sing Dum

You are not very bright>> Yu So Dum

I got this for free>> Ai No Pei

I am not guilty>> Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer>> Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week>> Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived>> Hia Dei Kum

He's cleaning his automobile>> Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive >> Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink!>> Hu Flung Dung?


Loooool if u aint clocked on or did afta like 3 lines den bwoyy "Yu So Dum"

Re: Learn Chinese in 5 Mins

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:46 pm
by BiKiNi_ChiC
nayaa totty-g, i seen this joke many times b4. but it is funny still Laughing Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:51 pm
by Ashlee
OMG!!!!! Thanks. Now I can finally talk to my Chinese pen pal, Kim Wong.

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:54 pm
by BiKiNi_ChiC
[quote="Ashlee"]OMG!!!!! Thanks. Now I can finally talk to my Chinese pen pal, Kim Wong.[/quote] u mean your b/friend?

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 7:57 pm
by Ashlee
No, I talk to her online and write her letters. If you mean best-friend, then no...she's sort of an internet friend. She usually asks me to send her money, but I prefer letters. Why would i send money to some random person, anyway?

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:00 pm
by BiKiNi_ChiC
Ashlee Simpson?? is that you?

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:05 pm
by Ashlee
As if..Ashlee simpson is the shit though! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:06 pm
by ARE_U_SICK
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:11 pm
by BiKiNi_ChiC
she lip synchs though Laughing Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:16 pm
by Ashlee
OMG!! It was only once on SNL and she has acid-reflux Crying or Very sad I forgive her though, she is still the shit! I would dye my hair blond if I wasn't blue-black like the Dinka--ashy skin soooo sux!

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:32 am
by Lil_maRlilander
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:39 pm
by IdeaL*Chick
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