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Im giving serious consideration to taking a secret 2nd wife. This young girl that just migrated from South Africa with a baby(she is gorgeous as eff) has thrown herself at me. I met her when she came to my work place (I am sometimes called to the ceydh place) and I was helping her out when I kept noticing that she would pretend to tying her son's shoe but would on purposefully bend over front of me. I had no choice but to notice her amazing behind. Long story short she has inquired about my background and I stayed ambigious about it. She asked if im married and I told her "What do you think" (I don't wear any ring...I lost it while barbequing) and then we moved on from that topic while not answering it.

She wrote her number on a piece of paper and gave it to me without me asking it for it. Few weeks ago I called her with my work phone number and we have hit it off nicely. She eventually found out that im married. Now she's telling me that "its ok" and that she doesn't want anything from me accept that I make her xalaal.

She has a section 8 home and she works too. I might buy her few things here and there and she wouldn't need anything from me. I am seriously considering it. I am probably gonna send few hundred $ to her father back home and that would consummate the marriage.

Let me guess---this is the conversation between you and the single mother!


You: Ok, I cant help it. You have wiggled your eyes at me, bend over before me, and used all single mother tricks in the book, and I am sold yaaqee! When is the best time to call you?


Qaxbaah: Well, before we proceed, just want to tell you that I am not iidoor. I heard u love your isaaq clan and all, I am sort of Darood.


You: Deals off. Damn what a shame, u look good. Bye.

Maybe you should start by learning to spell it correctly.

original dervish wrote:Maybe you should start by learning to spell it correctly.

A xalimo with nice perky tits and matching booty. Very heavenly. I'll be there in 2 years inshallah.

bakoorad wrote:A xalimo with nice perky tits and matching booty. Very heavenly. I'll be there in 2 years inshallah.

I second this^^ ku qabo sida ugu dhaqso badan, don't let that nimca go to waste.


Menace I see through you ninyahow, waxad tahay all talk and no action, you claim to be a liberator laakin you aint shit, you a poser my nicca, a real nicca would have bagged that ages ago, I once managed to keep 4 different Xalimos on the line for months without them knowing about each other.

When your wife figures out the kind of guy she married

Hopefully your liberation campaign taught you how to sleep with one eye open

bakoorad wrote:A xalimo with nice perky tits and matching booty. Very heavenly. I'll be there in 2 years inshallah.

u r a freaky lesbian.

Basra- wrote:

bakoorad wrote:A xalimo with nice perky tits and matching booty. Very heavenly. I'll be there in 2 years inshallah.

u r a freaky lesbian.

Adiga too waan ku wasi lahaa till u bleed from the nose

Menace my nigga go for it bro, your description and that behind.

bakoorad wrote:

Basra- wrote:

bakoorad wrote:A xalimo with nice perky tits and matching booty. Very heavenly. I'll be there in 2 years inshallah.

u r a freaky lesbian.

Adiga too waan ku wasi lahaa till u bleed from the nose

This made me laugh for some reason. . war waxan waa khasis dhaartey

Menace wallahi you hit the jackpot youd be crazy not to go for it

This made me laugh for some reason. . war waxan waa khasis dhaartey[/quote]


Waa iga dhaqan xumo and I apologise to you and the sister. Qofku marmar wuu yar taraari kara. And I was provoked to be fair.

I gave u some forbidden ideas though