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grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:47 am

Today I got braidup from my homegurl and you wouldnt believe how many xalimos lookin at me today, wallahii did not mention i was somali and they were alot more receptive to my advances, shit was like takin candy from a baby, many people think im an extremist but im far from religious irl, ppl here actually got trolled by some1 i would never join any group in syria thats just ridiculous

Idman702 · Post by **Idman702** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:51 am

Who braids their hair in 2015? What the hell is wrong with you khalif.

GAMES · Post by **GAMES** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:52 am

What? I thought you were a die hard ISIS/Al Qaida supporter, but u are now getting ur hair braided? Unbelievable.

Btw. Men who grow their hair long or get it braided are HOMOS aka lagamaroones.

Waxaanoo kale weligaa hala soo shirtagin and expect us to give u Internet hi5's and tell u a Good Job.

jalaaludin5 · Post by **jalaaludin5** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 1:58 am

grandpakhalif wrote:Today I got braidup from my homegurl and you wouldnt believe how many xalimos lookin at me today, wallahii did not mention i was somali and they were alot more receptive to my advances, shit was like takin candy from a baby, many people think im an extremist but im far from religious irl, ppl here actually got trolled by some1 i would never join any group in syria thats just ridiculous

metrosexual extremist with braids :snoop:

RoobleAlWaliid · Post by **RoobleAlWaliid** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:00 am

Idman702 wrote:Who braids their hair in 2015? What the hell is wrong with you khalif.

Exactly

CaliQase · Post by **CaliQase** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:04 am

grandpakhalif wrote:Today I got braidup from my homegurl and you wouldnt believe how many xalimos lookin at me today, wallahii did not mention i was somali and they were alot more receptive to my advances, shit was like takin candy from a baby, many people think im an extremist but im far from religious irl, ppl here actually got trolled by some1 i would never join any group in syria thats just ridiculous

Oo hadda "I'm far from religious" wax lagu faano ay noqotay?

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 2:10 am

Single braids are harder than u bitch its the clout u get

Post by **EvolSyawla** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:35 am

I like your 'throw the FBI off my scent' thread.

Keep at it.

LiquidHYDROGEN · Post by **LiquidHYDROGEN** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:52 am

He probably works for the feds. No way this imbecile would survive this long without being an undercover snitch.

Stuckon21 · Post by **Stuckon21** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 3:58 am

^ and now he's noticed ppl have clocked so he's tryna switch his game up.

Post by **Thuganomics** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:07 am

..and GK is back to his normal flip-flopping ways

Post by **Xamud.** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:10 am

War anaga wax aragnay, maa maantad la so shirtagtay "timaha aya lay tidcay"

Grandpa ninyahow iska dhaaf waxa ad so qoreysid, you are a young man, don't ruin your life, don't get caught up in wayaha aduunka.

X.Playa · Post by **X.Playa** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:13 am

EvolSyawla wrote:I like your 'throw the FBI off my scent' thread.

Keep at it.

Looooool evo, walaahi you cracked me up was eating and I almost choked on the food, classic line for grandpa terror.

AbdiJohnson · Post by **AbdiJohnson** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:42 am

grandpakhalif wrote: many people think im an extremist but im far from religious irl, ppl here actually got trolled by some1 i would never join any group in syria thats just ridiculous

I am,

Abdi "Was she an imaginary Arab?" Johnson

AbdiJohnson · Post by **AbdiJohnson** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:45 am

CaliQase wrote:
grandpakhalif wrote:Today I got braidup from my homegurl and you wouldnt believe how many xalimos lookin at me today, wallahii did not mention i was somali and they were alot more receptive to my advances, shit was like takin candy from a baby, many people think im an extremist but im far from religious irl, ppl here actually got trolled by some1 i would never join any group in syria thats just ridiculous
Oo hadda "I'm far from religious" wax lagu faano ay noqotay?

Yes it is.

I am,

Abdi Johnson

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