If Snet was a family what would it look like?

[Sophisticate]

I'm posing this question to you.

Lamgoodle would be that generous and worldly uncle from Northern Europe.

Basra is the aunt that gets away with saying anything. On her downtime she self-medicates with food and 18th c versions of 50 Shades.

Grandpakhalif is the cousin that wears a kufi in the day and cornrows at night.

Maliprince and Kaafiye are the brothers that never get along (same parents but they swear their a different race).

Idman and Buraanbur are sisters with the best inside jokes.

Abdijohnson the cousin that insists on not mixing since he doesn't speak Somali, he brings his cadaan Somali translator as an intermediary.

Menace is the pervy and distantly related uncle, that came to shop around for another wife.

Please add to it...

[bakoorad]

Xaaji bakoorad would be on Sophie

[Xeno]

DR-YALAXOOW would be the embarrassing drunk uncle that gets into bar fights.

Itrah would be the racist cousin that makes a scene at an interracial wedding.

AbdiJohnson would be the disowned black sheep of the family.

Kaafiye and MaliPrince would have restraining orders on each other.

[Jugjugwacwac]

Anigu waxaan aabaha ahayn ma aqbalayo. Did yall think jago doon was just for politics? lol.

Soph, make me the wise patriarch of Somalinet hadii kale xaal baan kaa rabaa.

[Lamagoodle]

LOL. Nice one Sophisticate.

Sophisticate will be the smart and admired niece that cerebrally murders even the wisest in the household. She is not the kind that uses fists, knives or even bullets but only her intellectual whip (tongue and words). She will be the lever of sanity in the household of insanity.

Basra will be the traditional aristocratic aunt that always loves gossip and claims that she knows everyone and that everyone is known as (AKA). She will be the aunt that will even claim that she was once married to Queen Victoria's Page, Sir Lovelace but divorced him because of small willy

[Stuckon21]

ChiefKimbo and Games would be labda walaalo ee Hooyo iyo Aabo ay ku dhahan 'war idinkan wadanka idinku nacnay'

And when other relatives ask, 'Hoorta labada inamood maxaa loo arki waaya'

Ayay hooyo iyo abo uga jawaabi lahayeen 'Haa iska cadaan cadaan bay yihiino inta badan dadka maba dhex galan ba' and that would be abo and hooyo's cover up story for their balwads/waali.

[SolidCamel]

SolidCamel, the non controversial cousin that everyone likes.

[Idman702]

SolidCamel, the non controversial cousin that everyone likes.

Buranbuur the cool sister that puts everyone in their place while she wears 6 inch louboutin heels.

Sophie the over achieving, attractive sister.

Menace the perverted cousin who hits on every female in the family. He sometimes jokingly says if his mom was his age he would marry her and everyone knows this nigga is not joking.


AJ the infamous cousin who airs out all the dirty laundry of the family and makes sure you heard his point. The last girl he dated ended up running away with a lebanese guy. He occasionally sends her warning texts telling her to expect her deep secrets to be aired out.


SultanOrder the suufi cousin who's also part time human rights activist.

Evol the hopeless romantic cousin who will relate to every love story and she sometimes tries to be a match maker. She is responsible of 20 girls being single mothers because she set them up with menace, yet she is always setting him up with a date. She feels he will one day fall in love and experience what it feels like to be in love.


Solidcamel the young cousin who's either playing basketball or bird watching and I am not talking about the flying creatures.


Udun the responsible, reasonable cousin who will always make you feel like you're the greatest.

Garoweboy the soccer/basketball/football loving cousin who seems innocent until you see his track record with females. As long as they got big booty he will holla.


Basra the crazy divorcee aunt who likes to talk about sex and jane austen books. She loves the shock value she creates, rumor has it her and menace have casual sex even though she's 12 years his senior and his maternal aunt.

[SolidCamel]

What type of bird watching are you talking about Idman

And why am I the baby of the family

The rest are on point

[HorseedS]

Garoweboy the soccer/basketball/football loving cousin who seems innocent until you see his track record with females. As long as they got big booty he will holla.

[Idman702]

Solidcamel: Birds as in thots

Do people say thots anymore?


Solid you're the baby because of your joined datw

[SolidCamel]

Solidcamel: Birds as in thots

Do people say thots anymore?


Solid you're the baby because of your joined datw

I didn't know I came off like that

And yes I believe ppl still say it

Good explanation tho, I accept

[FieldMarshalMenace]

Idman- the cousin girl who is so opinionated that in every gathering at the dinner table that argues about every debate. She comes to family gathering Smelling of the latest Gucci perfume. She speaks from her nose. Full of kibir. Although Menace knows she is his cousin but he lusts after her still. When they were younger and were all alone he woke up in the same bed with her and he callously smelled her....she caught him and ever since has been looking at him with suspicious eye

SolidC...that son of menace that the family found out abt when he was 14 and who family is now tolerating him although menace told family he had him through righteous way

Abdijohn - the other son where the whole family knows is the illegitimate son but who the family accepted him since he is a boy and even illegitimately is still is an addition to the bigger picture, the qabiil

Fah--the nerdy bespectacled fulay cousin who every in the family fears will never get marry because he lacks any interest of females

Sophisticate- gabadha who is studies and highly educated who the family uses to brag to other families. She's cute but family fears that she'll end up been a goblan

Chiefkomb-the Sarkhaan kid of the family

SultanOrder-that cousin kid who is confused and timid abd who's a follower

Methy- the little cousin who is irrelevant who tries to speak in the loud conversation of the family

Basra- that Eedo of the family who goes to aroos only to cut the groom and bride into pieces while she things of herself as noble

Lamagoodle -that adeero that went to lafoole in 1969 who wants to let the nephews and nieces know that he is cool and hip and all knowledgeable.

Lejusticier - the adeero who went overseas who now family knows that he is very weak in the imaan. Dude drinks biyaha diyaarada shidaalkooda like the caano geelo he grew up on

Waryaa- the uncle who was once arrested with the home health scam and who the family suspects will soon go down for something dubious

Evols- the cousin who got Mo backbone who always wants to be right with all the other cousin girls

[Idman702]

Idman- the cousin girl who is so opinionated that in every gathering at the dinner table that argues about every debate. She comes to family gathering Smelling of the latest Gucci perfume. She speaks from her nose. Full of kibir. Although Menace knows she is his cousin but he lusts after her still. When they were younger and were all alone he woke up in the same bed with her and he callously smelled her....she caught him and ever since has been looking at him with suspicious eye

Looooooooool




Perv!

[2ndtoNone]

2nd- The middle child who is involved, less known and noticed, tends to be open-minded and does not view the world in terms of hierarchy, and one who is open to ideas and suggestions from a variety of sources.