Return of the quirky Somali diasporans

[libaaxSalaax]

This article is funny http://voicesofafrica.co.za/return-quir ... iasporans/ by Hamza Mohamed

[Amira143]

The Canadians – Team Yolo (You Only Live Once)
They are ciyaalka xafada (the cool kids on the block) and mooryans (gangsters) in the making. They are everyone’s friends. This group treats life as a party and Somalia as a dance floor. They usually arrive with few things – like a minor criminal record and a Mongolian scripture tattoo they got while under the influence on a night out in Toronto. It’s hard to find them talking about serious issues. Don’t mention school – they have usually dropped out of school and are sensitive discussing this subject. If you want them to unfriend you on Facebook, tag them in photos from your graduation ceremony.

I'm unsure whether or not the writer was just downright making up stuff but, I've never witnessed/ experienced half of the things in that article. And I was there for 3 Long ass months. Funny read tho.

[libaaxSalaax]

The Canadians – Team Yolo (You Only Live Once)
They are ciyaalka xafada (the cool kids on the block) and mooryans (gangsters) in the making. They are everyone’s friends. This group treats life as a party and Somalia as a dance floor. They usually arrive with few things – like a minor criminal record and a Mongolian scripture tattoo they got while under the influence on a night out in Toronto. It’s hard to find them talking about serious issues. Don’t mention school – they have usually dropped out of school and are sensitive discussing this subject. If you want them to unfriend you on Facebook, tag them in photos from your graduation ceremony.

I'm unsure whether or not the writer was just downright making up stuff but, I've never witnessed/ experienced half of the things in that article. And I was there for 3 Long ass months. Funny read tho.

sxbka wuxuu kucamirtay The Scandinavians – Catwalk crew

[TheblueNwhite]

This Hamza guy was accused on Twitter by another dude for being an Alshabab snitch.

He gets off on being controversial to draw folks to read his crappy tweets.