Does the average couple make love every night?

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Does the average couple make love every night?

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I have new neighbors and everyday since they moved in less than two weeks ago, always around 10 pm, including now as I speak, they have very loud sex. My window is open and their bedroom window is open and I can hear them do many rounds. Maybe 3 times.

The first few times made me a bit curious to continue listening but now its hit me at how often they do it. Do couples usually do it daily?


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Bring someone ever n have a competition :lol:




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Op what are you doing to me?

Are you trying to make me feel?
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Im not one to brag but I have to for this.

I finished third in the 200 m race. I will not say when but I was one of the fastest people in my gobol when I was younger. Among the best out of 13 million people. I got a Bronze medal. I was on the podium. I had my picture taken. This makes me one of the fastest in the country at the time


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Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?


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I beat the one fat kid in the 800m coming second to last in 7th grade track meet. I never ran again. :wow:
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I just remembered the 400m, same thing happened, I was so excited but alhamdulilah for the fat kid, he saved me from total humiliation. :damn:
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Idman702 wrote:Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?


Disclaimer

I have married friends and they told me...
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Idman702 wrote:Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?


Disclaimer

I have married friends and they told me...

Somali woman are scared and paranoid during sex, almost all of them have been abused sexually in their past by wadaads and uncles.


We need to be conscious of this.


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AbdiJohnson wrote:Im not one to brag but I have to for this.

I finished third in the 200 m race. I will not say when but I was one of the fastest people in my gobol when I was younger. Among the best out of 13 million people. I got a Bronze medal. I was on the podium. I had my picture taken. This makes me one of the fastest in the country at the time


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And now you're eating 2 medium pizzas with a box of wings. I'm surprised you can even walk up the stairs.
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Idman702 wrote:Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?
:lol: that is harsh..a man who lasts less than 30 min either has ED or chews.
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Every night? :lol:

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I had Asian neighbors who used to do the same. Asians for heavens sake. :damn: They were really nice and used to invite me over for dinner/ drinks, but I couldn't look at the same anymore. I got out of my lease as fast as I could. :?
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Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:
Idman702 wrote:Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?
:lol: that is harsh..a man who lasts less than 30 min either has ED or chews.

If they could last 30min it would have been less divorces.

Haday 10min gaadhsiyan bay nasiib leyehiin.
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Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE wrote:
Idman702 wrote:Somali men are 30 seconds bajaqs, so I doubt that your neighbors are Somali.


P.s

Are they newlywed?
:lol: that is harsh..a man who lasts less than 30 min either has ED or chews.
Definitely chews :lol:
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