Omg I lost my shape...help

Daily chitchat.

Moderators: Moderators, Junior Moderators

Forum rules
This General Forum is for general discussions from daily chitchat to more serious discussions among Somalinet Forums members. Please do not use it as your Personal Message center (PM). If you want to contact a particular person or a group of people, please use the PM feature. If you want to contact the moderators, pls PM them. If you insist leaving a public message for the mods or other members, it will be deleted.
User avatar
Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 7665
Joined: Tue Feb 21, 2006 12:52 am
Location: Jubbaland

Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE »

So few months ago I started working out really hard...I cut off all the junk food and stopped eating out. I started jogging and did cardio five days a week. I wanted to lose my calol kus..and arms..to fit in this small dress I bought for my cousin's wedding. Not only did I lose my target areas but I've also lost my butt and thighs. Now I look like a butch lesbian...I basically went from looking like Delicious from flavor of love to Lindsey Lohan's ex girlfriend. I want my feminine figure back. I have never thought I will lose my lower body..it runs in the family. I look so ugly and tiny...xita the dress wan dhax dhacay.
I hate squats and lunges..suggest me some other butt workouts people.
SolidCamel
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 1603
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:47 am

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by SolidCamel »

Eat cheesecake :blessed:
User avatar
Idman702
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 3486
Joined: Mon Mar 02, 2015 11:06 am

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Idman702 »

Stop working out. And start eating.
User avatar
Vivacious
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 5189
Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:48 am
Location: Life is waking up an hour early to live an hour more :)

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Vivacious »

Smile, dabo is natural. It never increases nor decreases whether you work out or not. :lol:
I don't think yours is natural. It goes with your weight. So don't exercise and start eating heavy meals to get back what you had :lol:
theyuusuf143
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 17681
Joined: Sun May 01, 2011 1:15 pm
Location: "Dareen naxli reeba iyo nolosha aan loo sinayn naftaaday dhaawacaan" by dhaglas

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by theyuusuf143 »

ukhti fillah search how nicki minaj kuused her badhi. wa billahi tawfiiq.
User avatar
eliteSomali
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 5746
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:29 pm
Location: Jewnited States of America.

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by eliteSomali »

You worked out like a maniac didn't ya? :lol: Now comes the real challenge because eating heavy food like some suggested will not guarantee a return to your former shape. The food may very well end up in your tummy. Can you imagine the way you are now plus an enlarged calool? Continue to work out but you'll need to adjust your work out. Do less cardio and exert extra pressure on your calool and yes, ignore squats and lunges. Start exercise that'll tone you up rather than make you lose more weight. lastly, you'll need to eat a bit more food than you currently do but do not overeat because things could get worse. Add one more heavy plate full of carbs to your current diet plus one snack, and exercise less intensively. You might not get back your former shape but you'll definitely see a change. Good luck.

Let me know if you want me to make you a list of workout you'll need.
Cherine
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 4836
Joined: Sun Apr 01, 2012 3:35 am

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Cherine »

You're pining for baruur aa?
User avatar
ChiefKimbo
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 761
Joined: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:40 pm

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by ChiefKimbo »

OP you're an idiot go pick up some weights and start squatting. Before you say "oh weights will make me manly" Fuck you, it won't, it'll firm and define your ass and make your bum look more delicious.
original dervish
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 29468
Joined: Mon Aug 22, 2005 5:08 pm

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by original dervish »

One sure way to get a bubble butt is to.............. :)
Advo
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 27096
Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:11 am
Location: ever green state

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Advo »

You lost that booty :lawd:
Rambie
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 5689
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2014 2:16 pm

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Rambie »

You don't have booty anymore?

:snoop:
User avatar
KingOt
Posts: 200
Joined: Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:56 am

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by KingOt »

pump some steds into that little futo and twerk, upside down 3 times a day. :ugeek:
Sumubaridi
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 2419
Joined: Wed Apr 29, 2015 8:24 am

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by Sumubaridi »

And Why does it matter how you look in your Cousin"s wedding? Its not your wedding. Its her wedding. You are suppose to look ugly so she can look beautiful. You don't have to go 5 days gym to obstage the bride. Find your own man and work out markaas. Plus why would you work out to fit into a particular dress? if that one is too small for you, why don't you go buy one of your size. So you just pay dress #X and you have to work out to fit it? waxaas oo dhibaato ah maxaa kugaliyay. I am 36 years old and still don't get somali women mentality. Waa dad Gedis Gedis ushaqeeyo. I want to fit into a dress kulahaa
User avatar
MujahidAishah
Posts: 16995
Joined: Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:32 pm
Location: Garisadi Guryosamo Goljano ku nool

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by MujahidAishah »

All the male response :dead:

Raaga somalida shaqo laan ba dhilay our women don't work out when we do its your skinny

Smile try weight training to get ass and thighs I'm afraid it's squats :sadcam:

Congrats for losing weight sis
LobsterUnit
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 10442
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:19 pm
Location: singapore

Re: Omg I lost my shape...help

Post by LobsterUnit »

Go to Southall and ask for qaljinderpreet private surgeon .i can act as Punjabi interpreter.
Post Reply
  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “General - General Discussions”