Stories about black magic

[Robotic]

Well, I am kinda finished with my obsession to claim the somali people to be black, for now. So now I am curious about something else; black magic.

I have personally never experienced such and have never seen it. I have read some stories and watched on youtube( Doorka Haweenka) where some ladies were invited to share their stories with Amal Kayse. I love Amal, I hope she keeps supporting the somali women. She is doing a great job.

Anyway, any stories or interesting facts? Have you personally experienced it or do you know anyone who has?

Spill the tea please.

[AgentOfChaos]

[Robotic]

What are you trying to tell me? That you have been a victim of black magic?

[Robotic]

I know Basra must have been possessed in her life and been put on under a spell, that's the only explanation for her behaviour. Nayaa, so gal and share your story. We all know you are a great storyteller too.

[AgentOfChaos]

What are you trying to tell me? That you have been a victim of black magic?

[Robotic]

Agent, please share or stop posting so big pictures.

[jalaaludin5]

A jamaican and a Farax in a cell. The Jamaican is due to appear in court and despite the the overwhelming evidence against him, he seem unusually positive and smug.

Farax. - ...So, what's up man? What do you think is gonna happen tomorrow?

Jamaica. - ... Am going home tomorrow brother thats what's up. Hehehe.

Farax. - ... I don't understand. I thought you said they had you bang to ride?

Jamaican. - ....well its like this. My wife is Nigerian. Her family are well know for spells and all that black magic stuff. So its all been taken care off. I will walk from court tomorrow. No ifs no buts...hehehe

Next morning he packs all his things and off to court he went. Early evening that day the cell door bust open and who comes in but Mr hehehe I'll walk.

Farax. - ...what happened bro.?

Jamaican. - ... Man, am in court and everything is looking good and had even my brief reassured me. Next thing I know plain clothes CID come in and 3 more drug charges added on top.

Farax is thinking about the story of the Prophet (saw) that warned us not mess with that shit...

Farax.- .... you know in Islam we are though....
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[AgentOfChaos]

Agent, please share or stop posting so big pictures.

You mean write in words like this? But you only understand pictures tho?

[Robotic]

Agent, please share or stop posting so big pictures.

You mean write in words like this? But you only understand pictures tho?

LOL, what is that supposed to mean? Are you trying to annoy me and get under my skin?

[Robotic]

A jamaican and a Farax in a cell. The Jamaican is due to appear in court and despite the the overwhelming evidence against him, he seem unusually positive and smug.

Farax. - ...So, what's up man? What do you think is gonna happen tomorrow?

Jamaica. - ... Am going home tomorrow brother thats what's up. Hehehe.

Farax. - ... I don't understand. I thought you said they had you bang to ride?

Jamaican. - ....well its like this. My wife is Nigerian. Her family are well know for spells and all that black magic stuff. So its all been taken care off. I will walk from court tomorrow. No ifs no buts...hehehe

Next morning he packs all his things and off to court he went. Early evening that day the cell door bust open and who comes in but Mr hehehe I'll walk.

Farax. - ...what happened bro.?

Jamaican. - ... Man, am in court and everything is looking good and had even my brief reassured me. Next thing I know plain clothes CID come in and 3 more drug charges added on top.

Farax is thinking about the story of the Prophet (saw) that warned us not mess with that shit...

Farax.- .... you know in Islam we are though....
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[Robotic]

A jamaican and a Farax in a cell. The Jamaican is due to appear in court and despite the the overwhelming evidence against him, he seem unusually positive and smug.

Farax. - ..So, what's up man? What do you think is gonna happen tomorrow?

Jamaica. - ... Am going home tomorrow brother thats what's up. Hehehe.

Farax. - ... I don't understand. I thought you said they had you bang to ride?

Jamaican. - ....well its like this. My wife is Nigerian. Her family are well know for spells and all that black magic stuff. So its all been taken care off. I will walk from court tomorrow. No ifs no buts...hehehe

Next morning he packs all his things and off to court he went. Early evening that day the cell door bust open and who comes in but Mr hehehe I'll walk.

Farax. - ...what happened bro.?

Jamaican. - ... Man, am in court and everything is looking good and had even my brief reassured me. Next thing I know plain clothes CID come in and 3 more drug charges added on top.

Farax is thinking about the story of the Prophet (saw) that warned us not mess with that shit...

Farax.- .... you know in Islam we are though....
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[Somaliman%]

I don't like this topic. I stay far from satanic shit

[BeyondQabil]

Well, I am kinda finished with my obsession to claim the somali people to be black, for now. So now I am curious about something else; black magic.

I have personally never experienced such and have never seen it. I have read some stories and watched on youtube( Doorka Haweenka) where some ladies were invited to share their stories with Amal Kayse. I love Amal, I hope she keeps supporting the somali women. She is doing a great job.

Anyway, any stories or interesting facts? Have you personally experienced it or do you know anyone who has?

Spill the tea please.

There is a story of a Somali man (from his own mouth,) who was a Hafiz by the age of 14. After that, he went to pursue a course in Quranic Studies in Yemen and apparently he was the youngest one in his class. When studying Surah Al-Falaq, they had to do practicals where he fasted for 21 days buried in meditation and chanting. After coming from that place, he started with sending jinns to torment people. He later became a prominent Jinn salesman.

Recently, a long-distance truck driver was bitten to death by a woman who turned into a snake in a lodging. The woman bites off the man's "Sausage." after the "act." This is the thrid time it's happening in the town. (I'm told.)

[gegiroor]

Black magic is real and hurts people. It is a pre-Islamic African and Asian custom that is used by people who are trained by their family members who specialize it. In my town Columbus, Ohio, this Somali lady got sick really bad to the point where there was a huge swelling throughout her body. She was taken to the hospital, and the American doctors could not understand her illness. Later on they brought two Indian doctors, and they have told the family members of that lady that it seems the lady is suffering thru a black magic. Apparently, in India they practice this black magic too.

Now the Somalis here are relaying the fact that ever since a huge influx of Somali Bantu refugees were brought into the USA, the black magic cases are increasing. I don't know if Lamagoodle black magicians are hiding behind the influx of the Somali Bantu, but it seems this problem came here as well, and now you got to watch who you visit, never give your mother's real name, and don't eat any thing when you visit other people's homes unless you're sure they are family member or close relatives.

In Somalia, I remember this guy harassing this sheikh who was running a small tea (bibito) shop. For some reason, there was beef between their clans since they shared a town. The sheikh reached out to the guy's relatives and told them to stop him. The relatives came back to sheikh and relayed to him some information from the guy who was harassing him. The sheikh did not like the information and told the relatives of the harasser, "Tell him we're ulema and not into this thing he is complaining about. And if he does not leave us alone, he will never eat or drink any thing in this world." The sheikh drew a red line he will do some black magic to the guy that he will not be around for too long. The relatives of the harasser ran back to the guy and updated him with the warning from the sheikh. Well, the harasser left the sheikh alone. I was not sure if the sheikh was bluffing or real, but for whatever reason, that warning served its purpose - the harasser never bothered the sheikh and his buddies.

Did you all hear about madiido?

[gegiroor]

Well, I am kinda finished with my obsession to claim the somali people to be black, for now. So now I am curious about something else; black magic.

I have personally never experienced such and have never seen it. I have read some stories and watched on youtube( Doorka Haweenka) where some ladies were invited to share their stories with Amal Kayse. I love Amal, I hope she keeps supporting the somali women. She is doing a great job.

Anyway, any stories or interesting facts? Have you personally experienced it or do you know anyone who has?

Spill the tea please.

There is a story of a Somali man (from his own mouth,) who was a Hafiz by the age of 14. After that, he went to pursue a course in Quranic Studies in Yemen and apparently he was the youngest one in his class. When studying Surah Al-Falaq, they had to do practicals where he fasted for 21 days buried in meditation and chanting. After coming from that place, he started with sending jinns to torment people. He later became a prominent Jinn salesman.

Recently, a long-distance truck driver was bitten to death by a woman who turned into a snake in a lodging. The woman bites off the man's "Sausage." after the "act." This is the thrid time it's happening in the town. (I'm told.)

Sir, are you a Muslim?