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A Somali goes into a restaurant...

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A Somali goes into a restaurant, takes a seat tries to adjust the seat then a waiter approaches and asks are you comfortable sir? The guy replies
" No! I did Not come-for-table, I come for Tea." :lol:

What's with Somalis and tea?
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A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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tea is greater than life
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jalaaludin5 wrote:A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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:dead: :deadrose: nice one. And its soo believable
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jalaaludin5 wrote:A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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As an OG I take offence ...waa inu ba3dal Ramadan *Slides imaginary knife across her throat* :evil:
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lool what colour . waa su,aal iswaydiin mudan.
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MissBonita wrote:
jalaaludin5 wrote:A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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As an OG I take offence ...waa inu ba3dal Ramadan *Slides imaginary knife across her throat* :evil:
Its just a joke sis. Now put down the knife.
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jalaaludin5 wrote:
MissBonita wrote:
jalaaludin5 wrote:A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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As an OG I take offence ...waa inu ba3dal Ramadan *Slides imaginary knife across her throat* :evil:
Its just a joke sis. Now put down the knife.
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Waa iska caadi lol next time wax iga qosolsiya so qor this joke wasn't that funny :roll:
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A Scottish man, Irish man and a English man are cough by cannibals.
The Chief cannibal goes to the Scottish. ..."where do you come from"?
Glasgow he says.
"Stick him in the pot" says the chief cannibal.
Then he goes to the English man..."where do you come from"?
Londond he says.
"Stick him in the pot" says the chief cannibal.
Then he goes to the Irish man. .."where do you come frome"?
Dublin he says.
"Let him go" says the chief cannibal.

Another cannibal ask..."why did you let that fella go"?
The chief reply..."the last fella we had from Dublin in the pot, he eat all the bloody potatoes".
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Like a Gadabursi wouldn't know how to spell paint, everyone knows the highly educated stereotype proceeds them. :win: You should have said kukri, it would have been more fitting.
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Niya wrote:A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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Niya wrote:A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."



balaayo ku dhigay naagta :lol: :lol: :lol:
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jalaaludin5 wrote:A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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DANGIRL wrote:
jalaaludin5 wrote:A Gadabuursi guy is sitting on a table doing the crossword puzzles. He is stuck on a word then turn to an Ogaden and ask..."How do spell paint"?
The Ogaden goes..."what colour"?
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