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So I'm buying some groceries and I see this Somali chick with a stroller. I take a glance and I see this cadaan guy with her. I guess he caught me staring so he literally walked up to me while I was in line, put his hand on my shoulder and said "dude the ciil is killing you eh? You'll be alright saaxib" and walked away.



Greatest L ever handed to me. She looked like she was 20 something and he like 40 with a beer belly. I didn't really care but him just saying that was hilariously sad.

Did he really say ciil lol that would make it even worse. That's mental damage right there bro. lool

god dayum! Was the somali chick smokin hot or what? if he got a double bagger the jokes on him.

Somali women always tried to find any excuse to wed any white man Muslim or not. If he recites Bismillah on his favorite beer that's good enough for them to take him home and shout "Oh dear mother Wallahi he converted he just said bismillah to his Heineken bottle. I am moving out...tell grandmother back home not to call me my husband and telephone only speak af-gaalo"

All other races have already discovered Somali women. Cheap, clean and Bismillah is the three terms used to describe them.

They lack self-esteem and confidence. White boys say few words including Bismillah to them to get those legs open like Deero mall.

HaHa nigaah it must sting that our women can be easily picked up by a fat white gezeer in return here him brag about, you must feel like doo doo

Sounds fake... Just unrealistic.

I agree with It rah dude.

Sheeko hareer.

Lol@ sheeko xariir

I gave up on somali woman I see one with ajnabi basically everyday.

Good luck to them it's their loss.

I thought collecting all day Ls was something you folks did for a hobby but damn

Hyper ended the thread

Cheer up solid. I will send you some money through al Amaal, make it rain the strip club boo.

Hyperactive wrote:Sheeko hareer.

Idman702 wrote:Cheer up solid. I will send you some money through al Amaal, make it rain the strip club boo.

It has no shock value. *Yawn.* It's the same old script on snet. Headline reads: Sellout Xalimo begs for Rotten Tufaax Under a Dollar. It's shame we can't reprimand Faraxs for going for overweight and plain looking Becky, LaShonda, Ming, Hedi etc. At least aim higher.

Im laughing at this because I just came from the local super market, I saw an oromo fob girl I use help out in class strolling down the aisle with the most cadaan looking dude, he was like pure blood nordic, the nyggas u see in family movies with their sweater tied around their waist.

She looked so happy