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So I have this date with this beautiful gorgeous 21 years old virgin wadaad, and i want to take for casho date , but since gaalo restaurants are too expensive and I don't like eating there neither does she because waa wadaad , so i'll take her to a Somaali makhaayad instead ,
my question is how much does it cost to have a nice dinner in a Somali makhaayad ? ,
after paying all my expenses and bills I have 13 dollars left in my wallet it's not much but I really feel like i'm a rich man mashallah Illahay hay barakeeyo qof wax igu leh ma jiro.

should I order bariis iyo Hilib without suugo mise should I get the hilib and suugo and ask her to bring canjeero from her hooyo's house , and how about the moos do they give it for free mise waa lacag, if so i'll bring my moos with me , and how much should I tip the waiter is 50 cents reasonable or should I give him a dollar .
btw we will be getting one dish only , since I don't eat much and ayada na waa virgin and way xishoonaysa she will not be eating much too ,
two plates waa waste of well earned money because waa shaqeesta oo Hoyaday lacag ima siiso like some kids here who still live in hooyo's basement.


What ya say people !!

I saw your name first then after I finished reading the topic, I wasn't sure wether it was sumu baridi I saw up there or garaadGL?

COOL-MAN wrote:

I saw your name first then after I finished reading the topic, I wasn't sure wether it was sumu baridi I saw up there or garaadGL?

LMFAO same here

Garaad_LQ wrote:So I have this date with this beautiful gorgeous 21 years old virgin wadaad, and i want to take for casho date , but since gaalo restaurants are too expensive and I don't like eating there neither does she because waa wadaad , so i'll take her to a Somaali makhaayad instead ,
my question is how much does it cost to have a nice dinner in a Somali makhaayad ? ,
after paying all my expenses and bills I have 13 dollars left in my wallet it's not much but I really feel like i'm a rich man mashallah Illahay hay barakeeyo qof wax igu leh ma jiro.

should I order bariis iyo Hilib without suugo mise should I get the hilib and suugo and ask her to bring canjeero from her hooyo's house , and how about the moos do they give it for free mise waa lacag, if so i'll bring my moos with me , and how much should I tip the waiter is 50 cents reasonable or should I give him a dollar .
btw we will be getting one dish only , since I don't eat much and ayada na waa virgin and way xishoonaysa she will not be eating much too ,
two plates waa waste of well earned money because waa shaqeesta oo Hoyaday lacag ima siiso like some kids here who still live in hooyo's basement.


What ya say people !!

Even after reading this, I bet Sumu still won't get how retarded he sounds half the time.

COOL-MAN wrote:

I saw your name first then after I finished reading the topic, I wasn't sure wether it was sumu baridi I saw up there or garaadGL?

That makes us two

Lol. 2 bucks should suffice.

Garaad_LQ wrote:So I have this date with this beautiful gorgeous 21 years old virgin wadaad, and i want to take for casho date , but since gaalo restaurants are too expensive and I don't like eating there neither does she because waa wadaad , so i'll take her to a Somaali makhaayad instead ,
my question is how much does it cost to have a nice dinner in a Somali makhaayad ? ,
after paying all my expenses and bills I have 13 dollars left in my wallet it's not much but I really feel like i'm a rich man mashallah Illahay hay barakeeyo qof wax igu leh ma jiro.

should I order bariis iyo Hilib without suugo mise should I get the hilib and suugo and ask her to bring canjeero from her hooyo's house , and how about the moos do they give it for free mise waa lacag, if so i'll bring my moos with me , and how much should I tip the waiter is 50 cents reasonable or should I give him a dollar .
btw we will be getting one dish only , since I don't eat much and ayada na waa virgin and way xishoonaysa she will not be eating much too ,
two plates waa waste of well earned money because waa shaqeesta oo Hoyaday lacag ima siiso like some kids here who still live in hooyo's basement.


What ya say people !!

inabtigay allow dhawr

Horta,

Don't compare me to this saqajaan who is giving bad names to Wadaad girls. Wadaad girls do not go to Makhaayad with men. I respected the girl i wanted to meet and I met her at her hooyo's house. I sat in barsada with her brothers and sisters and mother all seating around and doing their usual shaqo. I bought gift for her mom and everyone liked it. The mother told the girl to escort me to my car but I refused and she remain in her mom's house. Maybe that would be the last time I will see her before the Nikaax. This is my children's mother to be and I don't want to teach her bad manners and haram dating. So you comparing me to some saqajaan offends me.

This gabay in English.

Sumu is real and keeps it halaal. Don't lie and do brag. That is what sumu is all about it. Don't have money to squander but a hardworker and eats his own sweat. Don't please a women by borrowing furniture on Ribah. I have allah to please and that is all that i care. Don't live for people and don't care what they say. Sumu's car is on the move. People either rides it, or it goes alone. Alxamdulillaah. That is all I got to say.

Gabay in Somali

Walaaleey maquraacdo, oo maqadeeyo harkii. qarshadii lacageed iyo qasnad toona mahaysto. Go'aan aan qabo caawana midkalaanba kaqaatay oo qalabkey ma ahayn. Waxna kuuqarin maayee, sidaas maysku qabnaa oo maysku qaadan karnaa.

Lool, I had to double check the name too

Sumubaridi wrote:Horta,

Don't compare me to this saqajaan who is giving bad names to Wadaad girls. Wadaad girls do not go to Makhaayad with men. I respected the girl i wanted to meet and I met her at her hooyo's house. I sat in barsada with her brothers and sisters and mother all seating around and doing their usual shaqo. I bought gift for her mom and everyone liked it. The mother told the girl to escort me to my car but I refused and she remain in her mom's house. Maybe that would be the last time I will see her before the Nikaax. This is my children's mother to be and I don't want to teach her bad manners and haram dating. So you comparing me to some saqajaan offends me.

This gabay in English.

Sumu is real and keeps it halaal. Don't lie and do brag. That is what sumu is all about it. Don't have money to squander but a hardworker and eats his own sweat. Don't please a women by borrowing furniture on Ribah. I have allah to please and that is all that i care. Don't live for people and don't care what they say. Sumu's car is on the move. People either rides it, or it goes alone. Alxamdulillaah. That is all I got to say.

Gabay in Somali

Walaaleey maquraacdo, oo maqadeeyo harkii. qarshadii lacageed iyo qasnad toona mahaysto. Go'aan aan qabo caawana midkalaanba kaqaatay oo qalabkey ma ahayn. Waxna kuuqarin maayee, sidaas maysku qabnaa oo maysku qaadan karnaa.

Well done Sir sumu.garaadGL is not saqajaan.

Sumubaridi wrote:Horta,

Don't compare me to this saqajaan who is giving bad names to Wadaad girls. Wadaad girls do not go to Makhaayad with men. I respected the girl i wanted to meet and I met her at her hooyo's house. I sat in barsada with her brothers and sisters and mother all seating around and doing their usual shaqo. I bought gift for her mom and everyone liked it. The mother told the girl to escort me to my car but I refused and she remain in her mom's house. Maybe that would be the last time I will see her before the Nikaax. This is my children's mother to be and I don't want to teach her bad manners and haram dating. So you comparing me to some saqajaan offends me.

This gabay in English.

Sumu is real and keeps it halaal. Don't lie and do brag. That is what sumu is all about it. Don't have money to squander but a hardworker and eats his own sweat. Don't please a women by borrowing furniture on Ribah. I have allah to please and that is all that i care. Don't live for people and don't care what they say. Sumu's car is on the move. People either rides it, or it goes alone. Alxamdulillaah. That is all I got to say.

Gabay in Somali

Walaaleey maquraacdo, oo maqadeeyo harkii. qarshadii lacageed iyo qasnad toona mahaysto. Go'aan aan qabo caawana midkalaanba kaqaatay oo qalabkey ma ahayn. Waxna kuuqarin maayee, sidaas maysku qabnaa oo maysku qaadan karnaa.

You do realise the whole thing Mr Garad wrote is a funny parody based on your clownish, inurbane and provincial threads? Right, get it?
No one is comparing you to anybody here, Garad is taking a light hearted kaftan digs at you, the rest are just laughing at it and neither is he disrespecting or giving Wadaad girls a bad name.
God, not only are you a bit slow on the uptake, you are also kinda extremely dunce walahi.

Subxannalah Garaad I was about to say hana ceebeyn lol

Sumu gacan adeeg iska ilaali.

PrinceNugaalHawd wrote:Subxannalah Garaad hana ceebeyn atleast barrow some money to cover the dinner.lol

looooooooooooooooooooooool Dhulka!

He thinks you're serious Garaad.

Inaayah I had to reread lmao

AGENT447 wrote:

Sumubaridi wrote:Horta,

Don't compare me to this saqajaan who is giving bad names to Wadaad girls. Wadaad girls do not go to Makhaayad with men. I respected the girl i wanted to meet and I met her at her hooyo's house. I sat in barsada with her brothers and sisters and mother all seating around and doing their usual shaqo. I bought gift for her mom and everyone liked it. The mother told the girl to escort me to my car but I refused and she remain in her mom's house. Maybe that would be the last time I will see her before the Nikaax. This is my children's mother to be and I don't want to teach her bad manners and haram dating. So you comparing me to some saqajaan offends me.

This gabay in English.

Sumu is real and keeps it halaal. Don't lie and do brag. That is what sumu is all about it. Don't have money to squander but a hardworker and eats his own sweat. Don't please a women by borrowing furniture on Ribah. I have allah to please and that is all that i care. Don't live for people and don't care what they say. Sumu's car is on the move. People either rides it, or it goes alone. Alxamdulillaah. That is all I got to say.

Gabay in Somali

Walaaleey maquraacdo, oo maqadeeyo harkii. qarshadii lacageed iyo qasnad toona mahaysto. Go'aan aan qabo caawana midkalaanba kaqaatay oo qalabkey ma ahayn. Waxna kuuqarin maayee, sidaas maysku qabnaa oo maysku qaadan karnaa.

You do realise the whole thing Mr Garad wrote is a funny parody based on your clownish, inurbane and provincial threads? Right, get it?
No one is comparing you to anybody here, Garad is taking a light hearted kaftan digs at you, the rest are just laughing at it and neither is he disrespecting or giving Wadaad girls a bad name.
God, not only are you a bit slow on the uptake, you are also kinda extremely dunce walahi.

I am not sure if we reading the same thread sxb. This dummy is bragging about wanted to take a wadaad girl to Somali maqaayad. Its not about how much money he wants to spend but the fact that, he is claiming wadaad girl wanted to go out with him without Nikaax. That is not the nature and character of wadaad girls and muxsinaadka lama qadfo. You know what allah said in the quran about throwing insults to pious muslim women. If he wants to give her food, maybe he should buy the casho and take it to her at her mom's house which is still in appropriate as gabadha reerkooda cunto kama waayin. That is why I am offended to be compared to someone who has no akhlaaq and respect for Gabdhaha wadaadada ah. There are alot of whores and halots in the streets he can make fun of. Wadaad girls are what is left of our honor and religion and it hurts me to be made fun of. Anyway, don't want to continue. that guy is just dumb fock.