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Guys i have gossip for you....

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Last night we went to a meeting of Somali Women and Men who were congregated over the disputes of a husband and a wife. The Husband brought the case before a meeting of mixed qabils. The Husband is Ogaden--a very deep rooted Sheikh. The wife is an Isaaq. (Habar awaal if it matters)


Anyway--the husband wants Maarqaati. (Witness) He says--his wife is freaky, and wants her wadaad husband to spice up her bedroom. You see the isaaaq lady is very religious too. She feels sometimes she is a bad girl and actually brought a bamboo stick of some precise measurement--I don't know-- according to Quran or Hadith, not sure. She wants her husband to whip and beat her with the bamboo stick in the bedroom. She claims this will entice her to sex. The husband says--absolutely not. He claims his wife wants to set him up for domestic abuse and dial of 911 police.



You can imagine the awkwardness of the situation. Other Sheikhs asked the rest of the ladies if we request that from our husband. They seemed very shocked. :lol: :lol:
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That sounds like a dream you had yareey
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Gossip & fetishism marches one to jahanam!
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Basra wrote:Last night we went to a meeting of Somali Women and Men who were congregated over the disputes of a husband and a wife. The Husband brought the case before a meeting of mixed qabils. The Husband is Ogaden--a very deep rooted Sheikh. The wife is an Isaaq. (Habar awaal if it matters)


Anyway--the husband wants Maarqaati. (Witness) He says--his wife is freaky, and wants her wadaad husband to spice up her bedroom. You see the isaaaq lady is very religious too. She feels sometimes she is a bad girl and actually brought a bamboo stick of some precise measurement--I don't know-- according to Quran or Hadith, not sure. She wants her husband to whip and beat her with the bamboo stick in the bedroom. She claims this will entice her to sex. The husband says--absolutely not. He claims his wife wants to set him up for domestic abuse and dial of 911 police.



You can imagine the awkwardness of the situation. Other Sheikhs asked the rest of the ladies if we request that from our husband. They seemed very shocked. :lol: :lol:
:wtf: why are you bringing sex toys and Qur'aan & hadiths together Basraay?
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And i thought I had issues....
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Bara I'm gonna start a gofundme page.....to send you on an all inclusive two weeks holiday to the Congo....the home of the silver back. :)
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Post by barbarossa »

She will probably still complain the silverback's smaller than average viril member .
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:pac: Will Basra catch the jungle fever? highly doubt it!
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