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Certificate Of Purity!

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A bride who pledged to stay a virgin until marriage presented her father with a certificate on her wedding day declaring that she’d kept her promise.

Brelyn Bowman, who married Timothy Bowman earlier this month in a ceremony attended by 3,500 people, posted a photo to Instagram last week that showed her dancing with her father. In the caption, she explained her unusual wedding gift to her dad. “Dancing with my first love,” she wrote in a post that got nearly 3,000 likes. “I was able to present a certificate of purity to him signed by my doctor that my hymen was still intact. Also, the covenant he gave me when I was 13. When you honor God, your life will automatically honor others!”
well mybe this is something we should ask if xalimo pretends to be a virgin
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ps can we get new smilies we cant keep stealing from the neighbor :lol:

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There is always a loophole, well, since there is so many holes. She probably did shit load of anal and blowjobs to get that man to marry her.
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^ lol, well she only mentioned that she didnt give up one "ting" only :notsure:

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that hole cover can always be restored via plastic surgery. she has to pass a lie detector test in order for her to be certified as a legally authentic virgin.
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:stylin:
jamal9 wrote:that hole cover can always be restored via plastic surgery. she has to pass a lie detector test in order for her to be certified as a legally authentic virgin.
with some training you can beat a lie detector.
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gurey25 wrote::stylin:
jamal9 wrote:that hole cover can always be restored via plastic surgery. she has to pass a lie detector test in order for her to be certified as a legally authentic virgin.
with some training you can beat a lie detector.
what about ultra sound scan of her tunnels. surely that can shed light
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jamal9 wrote:that hole cover can always be restored via plastic surgery. she has to pass a lie detector test in order for her to be certified as a legally authentic virgin.
Lie detector tests aren't accurate
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The obsession is unreal. Chelsea as a divorcee if a widow with 10 children looks your way you should be grateful lol You're used goods with baggage ....purity iyo waxas iska iloow :)
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^^ lol
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MissFiora wrote:The obsession is unreal. Chelsea as a divorcee if a widow with 10 children looks your way you should be grateful lol You're used goods with baggage ....purity iyo waxas iska iloow :)

lol, frist of all i amnt obessed just shared the article .... gabadh waynatay with attitude ImageImageImage
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MissFiora wrote:The obsession is unreal. Chelsea as a divorcee if a widow with 10 children looks your way you should be grateful lol You're used goods with baggage ....purity iyo waxas iska iloow :)
walaal hadalkaasoo kale waa laga wacanyahay :|
diinteenu waxay na bartay "khair ku hadal, amma iska aamus" :up:
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:stylin: ahem....GAY! An adooon remaining virgin waa miracle and gayness mixed. A Somali and muslim being virgin till marriage, yes I accept! :eat:
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YM, fiora waxay u eegtahay inay ka xunahay inaan atleast used goods aan ahay while she is soon to be if not already "expired goods" with a stinking attitude Image
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Looool the fuck is happening here? :o
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AGENT447 wrote:Looool the fuck is happening here? :o
nothing suldaan, just me nd miss having a little banter :lol: ... cafimaadka ka waran, shalay adoo tii sland ahayd kacaan ku tilmaamaya yaan ku arkayee :lol:
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