Barbarossa ; The Marcus Quintilianus of our time. The father of satire on Somalinet. He combines irony, parody, and burlesque in a fashion that reminds us of the great wags of satires. His contributions are not juvelian but rather Horatian with stoicism as a natural point of departure. He delivers. Thanks to our Mudgi Mudug cicero who combines the dry homour of Baadibusle, Bacaadweyne; Berdecade -all the way to Docol- with a solemn homily and his contributions are a must read.
Thank you saaxib. I and many others love reading your esteemed replies.
Sumubaridi (cold poison): It is drooling to read our resident qaraabo-haddii-la yahay naag ha la ii doono; the prophet of misery-. He has created a huge following (e.g. Chelsea 4ver; Buulo kartasi’s own Coolman, Aisha Lidl is my Harrods and the elusive Iyada) who yearn to read his pity me post. Everything he writes is predictable but the narrative appears to appeal to the carfoons of the house ( e.g. MissBonita, Amiira, YummyMummy ,the elegant Essence from Awbaale and the erudite Sophisticate ) who are organising “wiilka wax u nuuriyo ha loo doono” campaign to raise money so that he could say “abaay gaduudey ma nabadbaa?” and quench his thirst. Sumubaridi has found a niche in the market, the povero moi market is there for the tap in. He has metamorphosed from Caburiye, the then 37 year old dude whose father was killed by Maxamud N Galal for being coward in the face of the approaching injirleeys to sterile MN mayor (37 again) whose gametes could not fertilize. Sumubaridi has succeeded in returning his dad from the grave, given his spermatozoa potency and is looking for a xalaal nuuris (37). All too good saaxib. Feed your followers with mindboggling threads.
In other news;
Grandpakhalif has abandoned his “gardhuub” approach i.e. kaligii muslim. Nuuris in the heat of Xamar to “I love a diaspora man to care for me woman “seems to do wonders. Soon he will be singing “ Rabanaa rabaani astajib docaanaa la taqaa rijaala” and visiting Biyoole and Cismaanka to pay homage to the Qaadiriya fraternity. And after that he will be singing “ Marx, Angels and Lenin” were the apparitions of the awliyah. Gone are the days when the Gaal concept encompassed all who disagreed with him.
BVSNET claims to be the reincarnation of the astute and incisive empress of female power, Jasmine/ Blackvelvet. Are we witnessing a radical, daredevil and indecorous original or is this a case of a bad copycat? The jury is out.
Gurey, our political analyst, finally returned to the free liberal world where inhaling a joint is no longer viewed with suspicious eyes. The years in the Arab Peninsula have taken their toll. Abstinence is a craze. He has planted mushrooms, psychedelic drugs in his garden. The power of these have turned him into a gynaecologist dwarfing his geopolitical knowledge and nowadays he comments everything from astrology to sports.
On Politics;
Somaliland, Somaliland; since taking successive Ls (thanks Methylene ) ranging from refugees in Berbera, to fistfights in the parliament of the oasis of democracy, to arresting obscure level singers, diehard Somalilanders are finally succumbing to the truth that Somalis everywhere are just Somalis. LiquidHydro will say: It is in the blood, you fool. The fadhi -dirir section is dead
Puntland; Knet, Knet. He seems to be the only guy who still believes in it.
Jubbaland, hebelkaa land and others; Nothing to say other than the fact that they need name recognition.
Muqdisho has become Ugandisho to reflect what Somalis are good at; nicknames.
Finally, the elusive HAG; Our resident analyst, Sahal, has finally taken a shower from it to the dismay of the new Hagelians (sounds like Hegelians) . Despite assurances, the patron of Hagism, our very own Abdiwahab has finally admitted that Hagism is down for the counting and as such has embarked on writing about about Hagists categories; young cadets such as Warsheek and Haywire have been assured that they will be named in the book.
See you around friends. I will be on assignment for many months to come and I just came for some kaftan; marka yaanan xumaati loo qaadanin
Nope. I have Truthiness syndrome. 
Lama
But nevertheless, forgivable. 