FUNNY THING THAT HAPPENED ON THE TRAIN.

[mizz_chief]

hey guys,

yesterday i was on my way to Oxford Circus for a job interview and as I was travelling on the train i saw this tall guy hand in hand with some white girl sitting down

at first i wanted to get a seat and didnt care where i sat, the train was fairly packed and i sat one seat away from him at first i thought he was some west african guy with some off key American accent.... not that great in english either.. his girlfriend was from east european background with an accent but she was pretty and couldnt help ask myself what she was doing with him, no offence he was ugly and had such a bad taste in clothes..

so Im tryna memorise what to say for my interview but they were talking so loud clearly he wanted me to listen, he looked constantly at the window to see if I was watching them and this is wat they spoke about:

white girl: so what are our plans for tonight?
The guy: well baby spend time with u, go and and get a bite to eat later on

then they started to kiss and walaahi before he did this he really wanted me to hear them, i mean ur girl is next to U and u start to look around (typical african jaahilnimo)

he was promising her bear shi.t how he was going places...then he gets a phone call... the volume was so loud all i heard was a loud voice and he quickly turned the volume down--remember we are sitting next each other

The guy speaks:.... "maamo macaan see tahay, ha hooyo guriga waan uu soo socdo hooyo hal saac ka bacdi, ma daahaayo maamo, jidkaan ku so jiraa ..... PAUSE FOR 30 SECS.,,,


"maamo warkaa waa war cad, hadaan soo socda"

the white girls asks whose that and he was like " JUST ONE OF MY BOYS WHO WANNA HOOK UP LATER ON"


mizz_chief--- at this point i wanted to faint with laughter he killed it especially with the maamo macaan warkaa waa war cad maamo"


SOMALI GUYS, IF U WANNA DATE A CADAAN GIRL GO AHEAD LAKIIN DONT ACT ALL SLICK. PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT AND DONT GET CAUGHT OUT AT YOUR OWN GAME...ESPECIALLY BY ANOTHER SISTER

[Lacageylacag]

What a fool and an embarassment!
This shameful behaviour is because of little education.
You really embarassed me with the story as if I am the one who did it.
I know how cheap Eastern European women are.Their stunning beauty is absolutely nothing because they are so cheap.

[mizz_chief]

Lacagay, dont feel shamed

walaahi i wanted to laugh soo loud, i think he wanted to make sure if I was somali lakiin duh i look the part

yes she was stunning i cant deny that hnce y i asked myself why him, he told her bear bull crap abut his "maamo" walaahi was sooo damn funny i wanted to talk to her he is lying lool @ jidkaan ku so jiraa... he had a hard core somali xamari accent however he was too arrogant he was displaying his girl like i was interested in what they were doing..

aniga i didnt care he aint my brother but i felt embarasse coz he was making me feel uncomfortable and i was think wat a nacas he didnt show no respec th attention seeker

[ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS]

^^


ALL WOMAN ARE INTERESTED IN MEN THAT HAVE WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW UGLY HE LOOKS!.....U CLEARLY SHOWED EVERY ONE BY POSTING THIS STORY....IF U TRUELY DIDNT CARE U WOULD OF BRUSED IT OFF......LETS FACE IT, U WERE INTERESTED ON HOW AN UGLY SOMALI GUY LIKE HIM GOT THAT GIRL...UR CURIOSITY TOOK THE BEST OF U...TRUST ME U CAN DENIE IT BUT ITS NOT U, ITS HOW WOMEN ARE BUILT...U WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE GUY HAD....

[North brother]

ALL WOMAN ARE INTERESTED IN MEN THAT HAVE WOMEN, NO MATTER HOW UGLY HE LOOKS!.....U CLEARLY SHOWED EVERY ONE BY POSTING THIS STORY....IF U TRUELY DIDNT CARE U WOULD OF BRUSED IT OFF......LETS FACE IT, U WERE INTERESTED ON HOW AN UGLY SOMALI GUY LIKE HIM GOT THAT GIRL...UR CURIOSITY TOOK THE BEST OF U...TRUST ME U CAN DENIE IT BUT ITS NOT U, ITS HOW WOMEN ARE BUILT...U WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE GUY HAD....[quote]
Very true indeeed. [/quote]

[Lacageylacag]

The lady posted it because a somali brother made a fool of himself.
She must be feeling simpathy for his low attitude and jahilnimo.
MizzChief has no interest in such a fool.
Being cheap takes away half the beauty of a woman so you can guess who is the real beauty here(mizz chief, or the Eastern European).

[ERITREAN_MOB_BOSS]

^^


TRUST ME, ALL WOMEN ARE INTO MEN THAT HAVE A GIRL...THEY LIKE THE "CHALLANGE"....IF U DONT BELIEVE ME GO ASK UR SISTER...OR ANY WOMEN FOR THE MOST PART...ALL WOMEN LOVE CHALLANGES....I BET U SHE TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HIS FUNKY ASS....SHE AINT TELLIN HOW THE TRUE STORY WENT DOWN


WOMEN SAY ONE THING BUT MEAN ANOTHER....

[Basra-]

LOL@Funny story...really...loool But what struck me was you Missey! LOOOOL


This quote--


"he looked constantly at the window to see if I was watching them"


THis shows you were 'feri' interested in this chap.Your self 'awareness' was 'feri' high, cool enough not to stare at him directly yes--but--cunning enough to look thru the train window! (A skill that i have found myself relying on once in a while riding the train loool)



All in all-- i think u liked that chap so much that -- you--could not memorize your words for the interview.(How Bizarre?) That you were starring at him just as much if not more. That you Liked him so much that you came here & posted along essay in his honor.




Ssshhwwweet Train crushes-- -God if i had a penny for all the stares & crushes i get from strangers i will be ---'feri' rich!!

[sexy-kitten]

[quote="mizz_chief"]his girlfriend was from east european background with an accent but she was pretty and couldnt help ask myself what she was doing with him, no offence he was ugly and had such a bad taste in clothes.. [/quote]

Dameerta waayahaan, ineey mixed kids dhalaan bey doonayaan. In America, that's an "in" thing. To have mixed kids.

[AMAT-ALLAH]

^

Mizz i can imagine that, you see in liverpool its really difficult for the guys includin the girls to have the courage to go into public places with a non-somalian...OMG they would be the talk of the TOWWWN

NB: Liverpuddlians live off gossip

[dhuusa_deer]

[quote="mizz_chief"]
SOMALI GUYS, IF U WANNA DATE A CADAAN GIRL GO AHEAD LAKIIN DONT ACT ALL SLICK. PLEASE SHOW SOME RESPECT AND DONT GET CAUGHT OUT AT YOUR OWN GAME...ESPECIALLY BY ANOTHER SISTER[/quote]



Missy is jealous

Missy you must not be pleasant to look at, even by supposedly 'ugly' guys

[Babygal]

[Libaax*]

Mizz



did he really say that Maamo thing or are you making it up to make the brothers look bad

[QansaGabeyle]

He probably didn't think you were somali. Maybe a british nigerian or some other african! There is a somali who works at my school library and I just found she was somali few days. All this time I used to think she was afro american.

[mizz_chief]

ALLAHU AKBAR, WARYAADA KISS MY INVESTMENT BANKING ASS..

WALAAHI IYO BILAAHI I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BROTHER SO UGLY I SWEAR ON THAT,

Eritrean: U are XABASHI, the ugliest race of all east africans PLEASE dont TALK about Beauty, its like a NIGERIAN telling me i got a bigger nose

North Brother: The same applies to U, u must of been dumped many times u insecure wannabe hunk


QANSA: HE thought i was NIGERIAN? WARYAA screw U, how dare u call me that i said he looked west african CANT U READ DA DAMN POST... u amaze me walaai bu every post u post.... shidh

DHUUSA: too many dhuusa got to ur PEANUT SIZED BRAIN, i will never be jelous how can I, what part of i felt sorry for the white girl dont u understand walaahi she could do better he was lucky but HE LIED TO HER... thats why HE AINT NO MAN

LACAGEY: ALL prais to U coz u know where i am coming from I was embarassed for him walahi because he lied to his poor MAAMA

Libaax: Walahi i aint making it up why should I... clearly our "men" have no pride lying to their mothers about where they are and what smacked it he was minimum 27 years of age.... i mean ur grown up act like one dee

BASRA: nayaa iska suux this isnt a thread about WEIGHT LOSS, sorry to disappoint U and the both of them were neither FAT so stay out u over grown beast


TO THE SOMALI MEN: DONT ACT LIKE U ARE HOT SHOT WHEN CLEARLY U AINT, STOP HATING ON ME COZ I WITNESSED A FOOL MAKE MORE OF A FOOL OF HIMSELF AND LET ME TELL U WHY THE NEED FOR JELOUSY CLEARLY NO NEED TO LIE JUDGING HOW HE LOOKED I EARNED MORE SO WHY HATE...

U TELL ME ANY SUCCESSFUL 21 YR OLD SISTER WORKING AS A INVESMENT BANKER IN CENTRAL LONDON'S FINANCIAL SQUARE MILE????? FRIGGIN HATERS

Anyhow my break is over next time i reply might be tomorow so keep the insults coming in im loving it...