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Just Jokes hope no one's offend'd...


They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !!!!

Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Loool joker

YO TRIGGS @ how does if feel too have ur BOXER'S.......fit like a THONG

damn it!!!

gang green y u hating?

YO OLD AYEEYO @ i heard ur soo dumb....

u got locked inside TESCO

and DIED of STARVATION

[quote="curious_gurl"]gang green y u hating?[/quote]

HATING kulaha
walalo theres no need for me too hate anybody
peeps hate on me infact .... u get me

and if u hv'nt read the topic its called JOKES
so either get in on the JOKES.....or be part of one

sorry was dat suppose to be funny??? wallahi u dumb

CURIOUS for DI*CK @ u seriously need too hold it down

you a lil yute wallahi by the way i heard u BUTTERZ

[quote="curious_gurl"]you a lil yute wallahi by the way i heard u BUTTERZ[/quote]

i see u usin my DISSES

weldone but ur still not gettim my ceeb

you disses, you had the gutz to call any1 BUTTERZ

u worse then BUTTERZ......ur HANDICAP

^^^
lil yute fo real y cant u accept the fact dat ur Butterz

o.k then im BUTTERZ

but ur still not gettin my DI*CK

and stop PM'in