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The Best excuse for not showing up for work...

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What is The Best excuse you've told your manager for not showing up for work?
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Tell your boss you got shuban dur dur.
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LoDoon wrote:What is The Best excuse you've told your manager for not showing up for work?
the dog ate my homework
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jamal9 wrote:
LoDoon wrote:What is The Best excuse you've told your manager for not showing up for work?
the dog ate my homework[/quote

I once many years ago, called in and said that I couldn't find my house keys thus, couldn't leave the house as I couldn't leave the house unlocked, I had to wait for somebody to come home and the person coming earliest was my mum at 3pm.. It actually sounds very possible
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It's better to come in work, then get one of your friends to call your work and say there is a family emergency, get the whole day off :)
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I am just sick. I have diarrhea. :(
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Re: The Best excuse for not showing up for work...

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My great great grand mother passed away
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dvision01 wrote:It's better to come in work, then get one of your friends to call your work and say there is a family emergency, get the whole day off :)

:up: Works every time!
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Basra- wrote:I am just sick. I have diarrhea. :(
I am not sure about this one because they might not let me back to work unless I am certified to be healthy enough to return to work and they might even send me to the company doctors.
COOL-MAN wrote:My great great grand mother passed away
I have used that excuse and according to my company all my grand parents are dead
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Amira143 wrote:
dvision01 wrote:It's better to come in work, then get one of your friends to call your work and say there is a family emergency, get the whole day off :)

:up: Works every time!
Done that and bought the shirt
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Re: The Best excuse for not showing up for work...

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Is this a future excuse to skip work you want or an already skipped work excuse you want to use when returning back to the shaqo?
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^ Both will be appreciated
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LoDoon wrote:
Basra- wrote:I am just sick. I have diarrhea. :(
I am not sure about this one because they might not let me back to work unless I am certified to be healthy enough to return to work and they might even send me to the company doctors.
COOL-MAN wrote:My great great grand mother passed away
I have used that excuse and according to my company all my grand parents are dead
:lol:
lol you told all you grandparents died, to just get off work?

thank God you have a job. shaqadada iska qabso se honest ah.
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Lol Hyperactive, what made you think that I don't have a job sxb ma Sumubaridi baad rummeeysatey miyaa?
Sxb ani waa shaqeeysta laakiin sometimes in shaqoda la jarjaro mahiim maahino.
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Re: The Best excuse for not showing up for work...

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LoDoon wrote:^ Both will be appreciated
War naga tag waad na masquuli see! I have been thinking to find an excuse but drawing blanks all this time :down: Maskaxdaan ka daale :lol:
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