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How do you take ex-wives name on your mouth? every now and then, I call my new girl with my Ex's name and that piss her off. My new girl is threatening to leave me because she believe I still love the ex. Wallaahi I called her this morning to say subax wanaagsan and the first name that came out of my mouth was the ex's name. She hang the phone and on and promised not to speak to me again. Well, She will come back but how do you forget ex's names?

nice troll saxib

I thought you said you've never been married before.

This ex wife of yours, ma cirkay ka soo dhacday?

Inaayah wrote:I thought you said you've never been married before.

This ex wife of yours, ma cirkay ka soo dhacday?

what does ex means to you? it could be ex concubine, ex girlfriend, ex-nikaahu mudca, ex qudro siro, ex ex ex

sumu, you were funny until i read a post of you about how you treat your wife! ninyaho, you want slave girl or a prostitute than a wife!

you lost it man.

Hyperactive wrote:sumu, you were funny under i read a post of you about how you treat your wife! ninyaho, you want slave girl or a prostitute than a wife!

you lost it man.

Saas maaha. We were debating on if a man can marry a woman who has PhD and make more money. My view is, if the woman can be an obedient wife and earn more money like Khadiija, that is nimca. No matter how much money she earns, she is still has to know she is a man's wife and will still has to do her duties as a wife. The prophet scw said, if a man could have been allowed to prostrate for another human being, the wife would have been ordered to prostrate for her husband. We are talking about Sujuud li maqluuq here. All I want is her to get me the take the soap and the shamboo to the musqusha for me and igu tirtirto markaan kasoo boxo oo shanlo ii samayso iyo cream. Intaas oon waaye. I am not asking for much ugaas.

Sumubaridi wrote:

Hyperactive wrote:sumu, you were funny under i read a post of you about how you treat your wife! ninyaho, you want slave girl or a prostitute than a wife!

you lost it man.

Saas maaha. We were debating on if a man can marry a woman who has PhD and make more money. My view is, if the woman can be an obedient wife and earn more money like Khadiija, that is nimca. No matter how much money she earns, she is still has to know she is a man's wife and will still has to do her duties as a wife. The prophet scw said, if a man could have been allowed to prostrate for another human being, the wife would have been ordered to prostrate for her husband. We are talking about Sujuud li maqluuq here. All I want is her to get me the take the soap and the shamboo to the musqusha for me and igu tirtirto markaan kasoo boxo oo shanlo ii samayso iyo cream. Intaas oon waaye. I am not asking for much ugaas.

You didn't say that.

You said after I have sexual intercourse with my wife, she HAS to bring me a towel and wipe off uskagga ka imid!

Why don't you wipe it from yourself and then go have a shower!

What are her duties as a wife?

Tuushi wrote:What are her duties as a wife?

To please her husband in anyway possible. Since Sujuud is not allowed, she has to do everything else to make him happy that is allowed by shariica. If he is not happy, the angels will throw lacna on her. it starts will listening to him and doing everything that he tells her do without question if its not against shariica. If he tells her to keep quiet, she has to keep quiet, if he tells her to sleep, she has to sleep. sidaas waaye.

^^ Loool Sumu i stopped taking you seriously long time ago but ur trolling caadi ma ahan

I doubt he's trolling, I think what he says for the most part he really means.


Which is sad.

Sumubaridi wrote:

Tuushi wrote:What are her duties as a wife?

To please her husband in anyway possible. Since Sujuud is not allowed, she has to do everything else to make him happy that is allowed by shariica. If he is not happy, the angels will throw lacna on her. it starts will listening to him and doing everything that he tells her do without question if its not against shariica. If he tells her to keep quiet, she has to keep quiet, if he tells her to sleep, she has to sleep. sidaas waaye.

May Allah help you find ur obedient pet.

Waxan tol Maa leh ?? Yaa uu dhow oo naga qaabta

Tuushi wrote:

Sumubaridi wrote:

Tuushi wrote:What are her duties as a wife?

To please her husband in anyway possible. Since Sujuud is not allowed, she has to do everything else to make him happy that is allowed by shariica. If he is not happy, the angels will throw lacna on her. it starts will listening to him and doing everything that he tells her do without question if its not against shariica. If he tells her to keep quiet, she has to keep quiet, if he tells her to sleep, she has to sleep. sidaas waaye.

May Allah help you find ur obedient pet.

Aishah wrote:Waxan tol Maa leh ?? Yaa uu dhow oo naga qaabta

Tol na ma leh, kolba qolo cusub ayu sheegta. Both the Hawiye and the Darood refuse to claim him.