As A Married Man, I Feel Insulted!!!!!!

[TheLoFather]

Ok!...There is this girl at work We don't work at same department but occasionally pump into each other at the staff launch and exchange normal pleasantries like "Hey! What's occurring?
yesterday evening just as we finished work and about to go home, Donna, half English half Indian and beyond fine as hell approached me at the car park and offered me the tools to not only shatter my marriage into oblivion but to also book a place in hell:

...

Donna: C’mon, neither of us has gotten laid in a while, let’s have sex.”

Lodoon: I peg you Pardon!!!

Lodoon: Where did that come from?!!

Donna: Look I have a burning desire to be with you physically.

Lodoon: I'm flattered... But I am married.

Donna: ... Ok, let’s just go for coffee then....it might or might not lead to anything.

Lodoon: huh!

Donna: I most definitely would not view you differently – only a cow would – if you agree. Of course, I wouldn’t tell anyone.

Lodoon: You kidding me right. hahaha

Donna: I will be gentle and I will try my hardest to please you physically.

Lodoon:

[TheLoFather]

[salool]

Wow thats one hell of a fantasy.Maantana naag ba i kufsan gaadhay ba la shir timi.Wa yahy mr Casanova...orodo koob shaaha iska cab oo islaantadi hoosta ka gal.

[MujahidAishah]

War whatever you smoking pass that shit to me

[Theguardian]

LOL that's every guy fantasy!

Even hard-core Sheikh would not resist it.

But keep on dreaming its good for the soul....maybe not...

[TheblueNwhite]

I can relate.

[Inaayah]

Some cadaan woman are on it like sonic so I believe this convo really took place.

[Hyperactive]

walle dib ba haysta married men! they think about sex 24/7.

i really appriciete my single life, no woman bothers me to begin with. i am luckiest man

[TheLoFather]

I can relate.

Sxb ileen naaguhu waa Cadow!
Waxaan u sheegtey, ineey kooxa xaley eeryatey oo naar I galin gaadhey... Markaasbeey iyaguna ileeyihiin "shaah iska cab"..."waxaad cabeeyso ii soo diib " iyo mid Sheikh iyo waxaan loo joogin sheegtaa bal why can't they just say walaal bagaaad ka carartey balaayada Ileehey hakuu Saa idiyo will power kaga. iyo your wife is a lucky woman wiil wacan heshey?!

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

walle dib ba haysta married men! they think about sex 24/7.

i really appriciete my single life, no woman bothers me to begin with. i am luckiest man

Sheikh bal Horta dha dhami! Wax anad arag ba ku leedahay the luckiest ayaan ahay

[Hyperactive]

lol chelsea. if testing it equal going crazy and addicted and frustrated. hack, no.

i dont want to be depandant on something, then act like thrist like you, married/divorced people. lol

[TheLoFather]

Some cadaan woman are on it like sonic so I believe this convo really took place.

You know about real world unlike haweenkan
Kalee ee seeftu galka uuga saarantahey, bal why are salool, Aishah and the guardian throwing daawaha dhuxusha at me?

[TheLoFather]

lol chelsea. if testing it equal going crazy and addicted and frustrated. hack, no.

i dont want to be depandant on something, then act like thrist like you, married/divorced people. lol

Lol Hyperactive, you so lucky sxb

Oh how I wish to regain my innocence, car parkyada la igu ma eeryadeen

[MujahidAishah]

Some cadaan woman are on it like sonic so I believe this convo really took place.

You know about real world unlike haweenkan
Kalee ee seeftu galka uuga saarantahey, bal why are salool, Aishah and the guardian throwing daawaha dhuxusha at me?

You called me a gurgura

[CaliQase]

Astaqfurrullah!